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I've got BIG BOOTY BITCHES, BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES Naa, I'm just kidding. Well, this is gonna be the first time I write in English, therefore....
御免なさい
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(Please stop mentioning my mother...). I promise I'll keep writing in 日本語 
So, here we go!!
Yesterday (11pm UTC-5) I saw the brand new episode of 24 (it isn't the news). Actually this new episode is 1 month old in the USA (I know I know, we are a 3rd world country.... damn you America!) and I got amazed (WTF face 
) cos Jack Bauer (the main character) is still a son of a bitch!SPOIL STARTS HERE:
I mean, who in hell could be such a bad-ass killer as is he? In the episode there was a terrorist with a bomb stuck to his chest and he was about to commit suicide (Did you just say "typical terrorist ending"
). This man had gone into hiding inside a kind of strongbox, obviously he didn´t want to go off. To sum up, Jack Bauer threatened him with killing the terrorist's mom in a horrible way. So the terrorist surrendered but surprisingly the bomb was remote activated... 
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... Jack tried to defuse the bomb but he ran out of time... What could he do in that situation?HE PUSHED THE TERRORIST BACK TO THE STRONGBOX AND CLOSED THE DOOR
OMGThe bomb exploded and the terrorist.... the terrorist... What can I say... the body was completely fucked. Blood spread everywhere, a leg over here, an arm over there... a mess!
I wonder... Could Jack Bauer beat Chuck Norris
XDThe other day my dad´s computer broke down and I couldn´t fix it. (What a shame ). So he called a friend who is an electronic engineer (as I am... once again WHAT A SHAME!!!) and he found out that the hard drive was damaged. So we bought a new one (1TB 7000RPM SATA-II). After formatting the disk he installed Windows and told me that I had to keep installing and configuring the software that my father needed. He went back home, and I went to my Japanese class. When I arrived home at night (after buying an okashi at APJ 
, which I'm eating now) I realized that Windows had only recognized 500GB. So I thought "What the f...." and checked the BIOS. SH*T ヽ(`Д´)ノ He had forgotten to install the HDD driver before installing Windows (You need a special driver when wanna install a modern HDD in Windows XP). What is more, the driver came in a diskette, but the mainboard doesn´t have a slot for a floppy drive. DAMN ITWhat a blundering idiots!!! One question.... If the mainboard doesn´t have a floppy disk slot why, and I mean WHY
did the driver come in a disketteThank you Microsoft
Now I need an external floppy drive with an USB connector. Don't ask me why, but I copied the driver in an USB drive and didn't work. And I have to re-install Windows. F*CKWell, before I explode I better go to study Japanese. Ah, even better.... I'm gonna start singing...
I've got BIG BOOTY BITCHES, BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES LITTLE BITCHES GET OUT!!! WE DON'T WANT NO SKINNY BITCHES WE WANT.... BIG BOOTY BITCHES, BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES Oh yeah! I have the moves...
でも。。。僕は英語がなかなか覚えられないんです 
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スパイシー鶏肉。。。かな？
