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まぁ気付いたら勇者になっちゃってたんだが
本意では無いにせよ俺ができることはやるよ
ハイラルを救うんだっけ?
だが俺みたいな英雄にもできないことはあるよ
例えば空調管理とか
勉強しながら寒いと思うこともあるよ
だが俺 あのクソボロを調節する技を会得してない
過去に2回クソボロを調節したが
暑すぎたり 寒すぎたり
めんどくせーわ
文句言うならてめぇら自分で調節するか出てけ
ゲットアウト
それか温度を感知する機能を停止させてやる
マスターソードで肌を切り刻む
いっそクーラー破壊しようか
ボムチュウで
人間ってめんどくせーよな
俺はハイリア族だがコキリ族として育って
まぁ妖精みたいなもんかな
だから人間のめんどくささが分かる
特に日本人とか、ライクライクと変わらないよ
欲張り
まぁ俺にもとやかく言う権利はなくて
自分だけフラーっと旅してりゃいいや
やべ、こんな記事書いてたから
メダマガエルが腐った…
またキングゾーラのとこ行くんかよ…
じゃあ忙しいので
また
自己満
言ったろ
誰もが読める内容ではないってこと
マニアックなことには注も加えないし下ネタも書きまくる
俺の為のブログだから
昨日の出来事が書きたいだけ
…
うっひょー
昨日はスタジオ練習してきたでー
ズビビズビビ!
ハンムラビが開店しないから朝10時過ぎの電車で行こうとした
第一の関門
・ギター&マルチエフェクターを如何に家族にバレずに持ち出すか。
なんと10時のくせに家族全員いるではないか
俺の部屋は2階
まず『2階からギター&アンプを紐で吊し降ろす』を考えたがギターがズコンズコンラバラバ!って落ちて破損する恐れ有り
次に『脚立を屋根に掛けて上り下り』を考えたが父親が庭のゴーヤ取りに使っててNG
成す術を無くした俺は
ふとベルリンの壁を思い出した
あの頃は目的を見失わずにそれに向けて必死だった
そして辿り着いた策略
『家の1階の裏の窓から外に出す→「行ってきます」と出掛けた後に裏口にまわり回収』
1階に降りるまでに居間の前の階段を経由するが
そこは頑張った
裏口から外にギター&アンプを置く
愛犬が反応する
リュックを背負って「行ってきます」
外にいる親にもバレないように裏口に周りコソッと回収
成功しました
チャリダッシュで汗だくで電車に乗りハンムラビに行った
あゆらも居ましたが
おれはそんなヤツより"その日やってたイベントに来てるマスコット"に注目しました
茨城県のマスコット
"ハッスル黄門"です
挑発しに行ったら
お姉さんに「写真撮りましょうか?」って言われた
多分彼らなりの防衛手段です
敗北感を抱きながら偽りスマイルで写メを撮りました
写メを確認したら、あゆらがかなりのスマイルでした
このときのあゆらの心情が現代文のテストに出たら 正答率20%を下回るでしょう
↓
そして BIBLEに向かいスタジオ練習へ
バイブルの6階のケイのスタジオは
イオンのムラムラ楽器のスタジオより嫌いでした
楽器の配置が嫌いでした
まず鏡いるか?
長方形の部屋で長い壁が1面鏡
鏡と逆側の壁中央にドラムを鏡向きに設置
それを正面と考えて右手にギターアンプ ローランドとか
左手にベースアンプ
中央(ドラム)の前方にマイク3本
ムラムラ楽器と違う点は
短所→狭い、レコーディング器材が無い、マーシャルアンブが無い(個人的に好きだから)
長所→鏡張り、ボイスエフェクター付き、ベースエフェクター(?)付き
ムラムラ楽器の方が広くて
楽器位置も綺麗で
みんなの顔が見合わせて
素敵なスタジオでした
バイブルの方は狭い為にドラムとの間隔が狭く
自分らの音が確認できないくらいに ドラム音がズコンズコンラバラバ!でした
だからみんなイヤホンして
自分らの音がドラムに負けないくらいに音量上げてました
ボーカルだけは限界まで上げても届きませんでした
まぁでも、ムラムラ楽器時代もそんな感じで
「俺の歌声が小さい」だとか言われて頑張ってすぐ声嗄れしてレコーディングの時には既にカスカスな俺でした
スタジオである限り仕方ないよ
耳も慣れて
あーこの感じ懐かしいなとか思い出しながら2曲弾いて
もっと弾きたかったけど
あんま演奏が合わないので(笑)とりあえず休憩をしたつもりでしたが休憩が長引いて結局グダグタ遊んでました(笑)
遊んで3時間終わりました(笑)
まぁ初めから本気じゃなかったし浪人生なんで
にしては良い演奏したんじゃないすか
途中からベビーシッターが来て
マネージャーになったつもりだったのか知らないけど
差し入れくれて、雑用してくれて
あとはただボーッとしてたベビーシッターでした
感謝致す
フジタロスがスラップしたり
あゆらが替え歌歌ったり
ツョポンがズコンズコンラバラバしたり
楽しかった
みんなで楽器交換したり
人間っていいな演奏したり
ベビーシッターのおっぱいとか
楽しかった
まぁ別にどうってことない平凡な1日だったが
彼ら4人が俺に青春をくれた
俺に優しさを分けてくれた
さらにギターを極めたいと思わせてくれた
ボーカルも極めたい
だから今は勉強を頑張るのだ
これでいいのだ
予備校の
スライド式ドアを閉めるとき
最後バンッって思い切り閉めるヤツ
特に男
まじうるさい
死んで欲しい
やつらに悪気は無いことは承知だ
ただ男でありたいだけだと思う
彼らは男だから仕方ないんだろう
だが 俺の心の内では
彼らを殺したい気持ちで満ちている
別に我慢してるけど
それだけだ
ガヤガヤ騒ぐうるささより
ドアをバンッて閉めるヤツの方が嫌い
ビックリするから
心当たりある人気をつけてよ
殺さないから
気をつけない人は…
殺さないけど 利き腕切り落とさせてね♪
くたばれクソ男ども
追記
多分 バンッて閉めるヤツ
短気で臭い男だと思う
多分 早漏でちんこも小さい男だと思う
当たってますか?
俺が好きになれない男は
だいたいそういうヤカラなんだよな
気持ち悪い男
顔がイケメンでもチャラくても
俺強いんだぜアピールしてても
俺全体的にファッションとかイケてるんだぜ格好良いだろー
みたいな雰囲気の男 大嫌い
ヘドが出るぜ
俺の脳内から消えて欲しい
俺の視界に入ることで俺の記憶の一部にならないで欲しい
さようなら
チャラゲス男