Etiology

The person is (pick one):

1. on a perilous journey from which we can learn much when he or she returns;
2. possessed by (pick one):
a) the gods,
b) God (that is, a prophet)
c) some bad spirits, demons, or devils
d) the Devil
3. a witch
4. bewitched (variant of 2)
5. bad, and must be isolated and punished
6. ill, and must be isolated and treated by (pick one):
a) purging and leeches
b) removing the uterus if the person has one
c) electric shock to the brain
d) cold sheets wrapped tight around the body
e) Thorazine or Stelazine
7. ill, and must spend the next seven years talking about it
8. a victim of society's low tolerance for deviant behavior
9. sane in an insane world
10. on a perilous journey from which he or she may never return.

Why I Love Troma

Since my brain does not come with an off switch, I have found a close alternative. It is called Troma!

What makes them different from mainstream horror?

Troma Entertainment is a low-budget, independent film production company specializing in making bad B horror/sci-fi movies. Troma films are meant to shock and exploit people of all shapes and sizes. These movies are filled with blood, gore, nudity, and extreme violence. All the ingredients for a fantastic movie!

Why Troma?

Many people ask me how I can watch this crap when I have such a problem with dumb humans. I think that is precisely the point. These movies are actually very clever if you can get past the shock value.

Troma actually makes me feel more intelligent! It allows me the opportunity to rest my brain from any sort of thought process for the duration of the movie. Think about it … sleep helps renew the mind and allows you to better focus and function. So, why wouldn’t a movie that allows you a break from thinking have the same effect? It is the most awesome feeling in the world to be able to kick back and not have to decipher the meaning of a film! I love Troma!

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I have to upload this to edit it for History so don't laugh :P

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we just took our math midterms . . .
seeing as my grade is a C+, i was convinced I would fail it.
IN YOUR FACE SOCIETY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! BOOOYAHHHHH (i got an 89)

and speaking of society, the other day I reverse pickpocketed some one.
(its when you slip $5 and a note that says 'you've just been reverse pickpocketed. take THAT society. pass it on')
I got it back twice it was cool.
also, good friends of mine will be recieving a $1 bill in the mail with a letter.
each time someone recieves the dollar, they will then continue to deface it in some way
(moustache, spectacle, devil horns, whiskers, etc etc)
then they mail it to their good friends
ANDDDDD so on and so forth.

m y m o t h e r i s m a k i n g c o o k i e s
which is my reason to go eat dough ! ! !
ByeBye
~M