Hello Raider State!! Captain Jack is BACK from his two-year international deployment to the Caribbean and is happily eating actual food... i.e. stuff your cardiologist would be quite upset if I was to name here... and driving at speeds greater than 25mph... legally anyhow... although getting a $250 speeding ticket in a defacto 'Florida hick town speed trap' does not sit well with me...
But enough about me... how 'bout the Raiders!! Wasn't that an impressive win against the Super Bowl Champs to begin the 2014 season on a winning note?? Been a time that is loooooong to start out the season 1 - 0!! In fact...
Pardon me... lost my train of thought there, as I needed to have a quick respite for many dinner. What I CAN say unequivocally are two beliefs, both concerning Greg Olson, the purported Offensive Coordinator of the Oakland Raiders - a quick away here, he's doing his job as the Raiders' offense is most unquestionably OFFENSIVE to those of us cheering the Silver and Black on:
Based on today's showings, Olson will most definitely keep the Captain smelling clean and fresh in 2013, which will be refreshing to those non-Raiders enthusiasts that I will mix and mingle with each game day this year... but not a good thing for those among us cheering on the Raiders - I'll explain more later of course.
A trained professional in the medical field has to check Olson for narcolepsy, as the Raiders' play calling appeared most definitely to be sleep-walking through the playbook following the Raiders' touchdown drive of the first quarter - than Calvin Klein Womens steel briefs Sale
.s to a timely interception by stalwart long-toothed defensive professional Charles Woodson... and it didn't seem he (Olson) woke until the last scoring drive in the match.
How in the H E double hockey sticks can an offense look semi-professional in the pre-season, exhibiting a 'down the field passing game' - w Highly recommended Webpage
.ich the Jets defense was BEGGING to be exploited by today by the way - to an offense which could NOT throw the ball two-yards beyond the line of scrimmage? How many 'swing passes' or wide receiver bubble displays that are defacto (minus the bubble) did you see now? Appears to me it is ALL I saw now in the passing game before the last drive of the fourth quarter against an evident semi-prevent defense.
REALY Greg? Is that the best that you can come up with against a stout Jets front seven? Sure, let's repeatedly slam our running backs against a resolute close impenetrable line/linebacker crew... did you learn that trick by repeatedly banging your face against the wall, too? Or perhaps it was Olson who endured a non-disclosed concussion several weeks back that has led to this evident narcoleptic state we saw now.
... Not to mention the Captain is a season ticket holder for the first time EVER... and you'll be able to find the two seats on the other side of the Raider seat (Part 121 Row 11) cost a pretty penny too. Nope, this fecal matter better cease and stop NOW or this will indeed be a long season for Raider fans...
... Although myself can not say the same for Tarver, Olson and probably Allen, who can watch reruns of 'The Green Mile' to get a feel of what it is like to take that last, quiet walk to seat. Better expect the 'better and more qualified' guards put the wet sponge on the head gents... otherwise there will actually be a ghastly burnt-flesh odor causing second-reaction retching from those unaccustomed to the vapors...
Yeah, that is nasty... but it is forthcoming. Gotta feel sorry for youthful Derek Carr, who Greg Olson seriously hamstrung by not permitting him to throw any meaningful passes until the result was determined.
Why does Olson's reticence to throw downfield direct the Captain this season, in smelling nice? Everything comes down to superstition reall http://www.underwearnow.com/supply-new-calvin-klein-365-underwear-black-briefs.html
.... and rather simple.
So Raiders' triumph and the Captain strips down to his peg leg the next week, to wear exactly the same attire. The Raiders... if they lose... nicely the Captain takes said clothes, hat, and private accompanying accoutrements and deposits them in the hamper, watch case and/or hat set for another day.
Along with the way things are going, this Pirate will not have to resort to any overpowering utilization Calvin Klein cologne or any additional nasal-enabling pleasantry apparatus.
For all those pointing out that Olson did in fact lose his father this week... the Captain isn't a cruel and heartless man by any means. My deepest condolences go out to Olson in his loss... but by the same token, if you're not prepared to adequately perform your job when your crew is counting on you, then by all means turn the duties over to somebody who can manage the obligations for their extreme amount. Whole, accomplishable and simple.
Don't confine him in how he can play. Carr is not your typical regular rookie quarterback. He has learned through all four years of College play... in at least two varied offenses at Fresno State... thus allow the kid play. It didn't seem to restrict Carr in the pre season now, did it? Let alone Carr learned through seeing his brother what being 'thrown to the wolves' can do to him...
In his brother's instance, it ruined him and caused him to be bounced out of the league before his time... but I do not believe the younger Carr will endure the same fate.
We'll see... and hopefully I'll see personally next week as the Captain heads outside to the home season opener against the Texans... then two weeks afterwards makes a fast hop across the pond to join 'Crusader Raider' along with the remaining UK Black Hole at Wembley against Miami. Come on out and meet me, as it's fantastic to be stateside and cheering on our Raiders.