Helloooo! Need Help!

I'm New here... how you can see...(≡^∇^≡)
I really don't understand... a thing!!
So... PLease.. if you speak english as well.. HELP MEE
Since now thanks...
How yuo can see.. i really don't know why i'm here...
But that's funny...
To do not understand stuff but still here!!
(^O^)/