The extraterrestrial egg born out of Ume no Tomoko's dark desires of excitement and Akina no Mikoto's self-defense techniques hatched and out came a female angelic being. Having a chain around her neck, she had feather-like wings. Ume no Tomoko named the child Ryoko. Very little is known regarding this angelic female humanoid aside from the fact that little Ryoko is frequently seen wandering around Kamado Jigoku worshipping Mayonezu Mara in the region of Kanamura. Little Ryoko is said to be fond of tea ceremony and her speciality is Fujocha. Apparently, the locals of Kanamura said Little Ryoko wasn't a human and grew up within months of birth into an adult. While Little Ryoko was wandering around the Kanamura Mountain regions, she ran into a group of bandits wielding batons and ropes who seeks to undress her forcefully and give her obesity. Considering the fact that little Ryoko had a chain around her neck, she was completely vulnerable to the group of wolf-like humanoids but a strong male had came out of the nearby bushes and defeated all the wolves saving poor little Ryoko from obesity. Its Akina no Mikoto in a flash! Seeing how cute little Ryoko is, Akina no Mikoto took her to a place of healing known as Ueda Ryokan in which he used his divine powers to free her from that terrible chain around her neck and also those pair of strange bird-like wings by inserting a hot and warm rod-like object of love and passion into her wet and sticky volcano. As Ryoko began to shed tears of excitement and pain, Akina no Mikoto placed some Heterocha onto her soft and warm body, as well as into her thorn-like mouth providing her stress relief and also causing her to grow slightly overweight. The couple came to be known as Akina no Mikoto and Ryoko no Mikoto in the Kanamura region of Hyogo Prefecture.

After the death of Hachiman at Gunma's Mt. Raizan, it is said that a demonic shadow-like humanoid was born out of his angst and hatred which is known as Akina no Mikoto. Akina no Mikoto was said to be a very kind and passionate male who was close friends with Mayonezu Mara and Yellow Frost. A few months after Akina no Mikoto was born, he went to Sapporo and met an Ume no Tomoko, an angelic lady who was interested in the mysteries of Mayonezu Mara and Yellow Frost sightings. Since Ume no Tomoko was fond of playing with rod-like objects and ropes, Akina no Mikoto was invited to her place somewhere hidden in the Oda Clan's secret fortress located somewhere in Niigata. At first, Akina no Mikoto had a bad feeling that something unpleasant would soon happen but..





Upon reaching Ume no Tomoko's Dark Palace of Desires, Akina no Mikoto quickly took her worshipping tools of divinity. Ume no Tomoko was instantly chained to the Door of Pandora. Unable to move her claw-like hands, she screamed in excitement, "Oneesama, Rescue Me!!!" but nobody came. The more excited Ume no Tomoko became, the more tears came out of her cute little eyes. Ume no Tomoko quickly chanted "Strawberry Flash!" but nothing happened as that Akina no Mikoto was born out of Hachiman's angst and hatred after suffering a seppuku. Akina no Mikoto quickly removed her clothes in a manner which she found to be very exciting to the point that Ume no Tomoko was crying. Her clothes which ended up on the floor was simply like strips of scrap paper. Taking her baton of justice, Akina no Mikoto did something very divine and satisfying to Ume no Tomoko until she had blood and sticky liquid all over before disappearing into the shadows of the night. After that, Ume no Tomoko tried to free herself from the chains by chanting the words "I will never watch her undress again!!!" before transforming into an extraterrestrial green-colored hen which laid an egg.叫び


After bathing in the Sumida River, Neo Izanagi created Mayonezu Mara which is said to be a creature of fire-element that has a long rod-like body that is hard and stiff. Every women who comes near Mayonezu Mara ends up getting soaked in a creamy and sticky liquid that is delicious yet harmful as that it is capable of giving ladies obesity. Neo Izanagi also created Yellow Frost, a feline humanoid said to have shiny orange eyes and a purple body. Rumors often claim that every time a Yellow Frost visits the region, women are known to bleed and cry, as well as become overweight. The two deities are said to be worshipped by many individuals who defend justice, as well as people who enjoy playing with hard stick-like objects and chains.



Sometimes in the era of Heisei, Neo Izanagi was known to have journey into the lands where the Tigers of Hanshin had been terrorizing causing widespread diseases and also plague. Before Neo Izanagi had arrived in the land of the yellow landscape, a Hachiman was said to have appeared there defend young ladies from dangerous Goblins known to do evil deeds. However, rumors had said that Hachiman failed to fulfill his duty as the divine protector of Japan and Japanese people ending up performing seppuku in Gunma's Mt. Raizan and it is said that his death was not even remembered. Arriving in Hanshin, Neo Izanagi quickly defeated all the dangerous tigers and saved the people from getting devoured freeing many from scary vibrators and ropes of unknown origins. After that, Neo Izanagi is said to have disappeared and was later rumored to be swimming in Sumida River.


It is said that Izanami had transferred her soul into an animal and a human after passing away soon after giving birth to Kagutsuchi, a fire-element deity. Speaking of which, unblock-me no kami the powerful iron golem is still lurking around Michael Yung's Yukana Nogami after the special couple had spent a happy day together.ネコ The Nihon Shoki, an alternative Kojiki says that Kagutsuchi was never human to begin with and that their child's name was Amaterasu. 叫び More certainly, it is clear that the ones who wrote the original Kojiki clearly had an inner grudge of some sort or was an otaku who likes to make fun of others as means of passing time and also a type of extraordinary pleasure. There is no doubt that the writers of the original Kojiki desired vibrators and ropes as that both Izanagi and Izanami of the Jomon era living in Nenokuni had been fond of swimming.ドクロ


This is one of the most worthy mentions of all. It is one of the better reasons as to why I hate Atlus. The characters and storyline is completely messed up to the point that it is simply plain insult. The homeroom teacher is King Moron who has teeth similar to that of a rabbit. Next up, there is a President Tanaka who appears on television every Sunday promoting strange products. Then, there is a Rokuten Maoh (Oda Nobunaga, main antagonist of the Sengoku Basara series) in there who is in love with a kamen sentai Yamato (the name of a certain blade that appears in the Devil May Cry series). Aside from that, the blade have a similar appearance. After this, there is.. There is so much to list that I rather not do it as that this is simply a waste of time!!!パンチ!

There was a time long, long ago when a couple, a very special couple was summoned by nature of ancient Japan to perform creation. Many people who took religion seriously actually believed that the process of creation involves cloning and also something of an extraordinary matter. However, that was no more than an exaggerated perspective of modern day animation. What was created? Did the legendary divine couple truly created Japan and the people who now lives on the island?? Is the special couple who brought life to many pieces of modern animation creating a new generation of humanity??? Is the special couple creating a new Japan, one in which people in the distant future will see as something of an extraordinary matter???? Well, that all depends on how people see things as. There are tons of people who live for the sake of anime. There are many people who cannot live without anime. There are those who believe in worshipping characters of the anime universe. There are those who believe in anime characters in the sense of true deities worthy of prayers and worship. Nonetheless, is there really a difference between the legendary divine couple of ancient Japan and the special couple of modern Japan? べーっだ!



The shikome and the yomi found in the first chapter of the Kojiki is no doubt an insult targetting Neo Izanagi and Kannon. First of all, the yomi is not in the afterlife. The yomi is the same location in which Izanagi had resided prior to his full awakening. Secondly, the shikome also known as hachi hags are not demonic creatures with monstrous characteristics but simply followers of Izanami.




 




Speaking of which, the way I put it definitely makes this the New Kojiki. (^o^;)




睦月成人の日 (2011 A.D.): Unblock-me no Kami was born out of Neo Izanagi's acts of mischief and Kannon's pain of the heart. Unblock-me no Kami is an iron golem deity that is said to prevent Neo Izanagi from soothing the painful heart of Kannon as she cried unhappily.