After the death of Hachiman at Gunma's Mt. Raizan, it is said that a demonic shadow-like humanoid was born out of his angst and hatred which is known as Akina no Mikoto. Akina no Mikoto was said to be a very kind and passionate male who was close friends with Mayonezu Mara and Yellow Frost. A few months after Akina no Mikoto was born, he went to Sapporo and met an Ume no Tomoko, an angelic lady who was interested in the mysteries of Mayonezu Mara and Yellow Frost sightings. Since Ume no Tomoko was fond of playing with rod-like objects and ropes, Akina no Mikoto was invited to her place somewhere hidden in the Oda Clan's secret fortress located somewhere in Niigata. At first, Akina no Mikoto had a bad feeling that something unpleasant would soon happen but..
Upon reaching Ume no Tomoko's Dark Palace of Desires, Akina no Mikoto quickly took her worshipping tools of divinity. Ume no Tomoko was instantly chained to the Door of Pandora. Unable to move her claw-like hands, she screamed in excitement, "Oneesama, Rescue Me!!!" but nobody came. The more excited Ume no Tomoko became, the more tears came out of her cute little eyes. Ume no Tomoko quickly chanted "Strawberry Flash!" but nothing happened as that Akina no Mikoto was born out of Hachiman's angst and hatred after suffering a seppuku. Akina no Mikoto quickly removed her clothes in a manner which she found to be very exciting to the point that Ume no Tomoko was crying. Her clothes which ended up on the floor was simply like strips of scrap paper. Taking her baton of justice, Akina no Mikoto did something very divine and satisfying to Ume no Tomoko until she had blood and sticky liquid all over before disappearing into the shadows of the night. After that, Ume no Tomoko tried to free herself from the chains by chanting the words "I will never watch her undress again!!!" before transforming into an extraterrestrial green-colored hen which laid an egg.
Sometimes in the era of Heisei, Neo Izanagi was known to have journey into the lands where the Tigers of Hanshin had been terrorizing causing widespread diseases and also plague. Before Neo Izanagi had arrived in the land of the yellow landscape, a Hachiman was said to have appeared there defend young ladies from dangerous Goblins known to do evil deeds. However, rumors had said that Hachiman failed to fulfill his duty as the divine protector of Japan and Japanese people ending up performing seppuku in Gunma's Mt. Raizan and it is said that his death was not even remembered. Arriving in Hanshin, Neo Izanagi quickly defeated all the dangerous tigers and saved the people from getting devoured freeing many from scary vibrators and ropes of unknown origins. After that, Neo Izanagi is said to have disappeared and was later rumored to be swimming in Sumida River.
It is said that Izanami had transferred her soul into an animal and a human after passing away soon after giving birth to Kagutsuchi, a fire-element deity. Speaking of which, unblock-me no kami the powerful iron golem is still lurking around Michael Yung's Yukana Nogami after the special couple had spent a happy day together.
The Nihon Shoki, an alternative Kojiki says that Kagutsuchi was never human to begin with and that their child's name was Amaterasu.
More certainly, it is clear that the ones who wrote the original Kojiki clearly had an inner grudge of some sort or was an otaku who likes to make fun of others as means of passing time and also a type of extraordinary pleasure. There is no doubt that the writers of the original Kojiki desired vibrators and ropes as that both Izanagi and Izanami of the Jomon era living in Nenokuni had been fond of swimming.


The shikome and the yomi found in the first chapter of the Kojiki is no doubt an insult targetting Neo Izanagi and Kannon. First of all, the yomi is not in the afterlife. The yomi is the same location in which Izanagi had resided prior to his full awakening. Secondly, the shikome also known as hachi hags are not demonic creatures with monstrous characteristics but simply followers of Izanami.
Speaking of which, the way I put it definitely makes this the New Kojiki. (^o^;)
