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Hey there!

You know these days when everything just goes wrong?
Today is one of these!
At least for me. (ﾉ_･｡)

This morning my coffee maker broke
On my way to work I was stuck in a traffic jam (without any coffee)
I had to deal with a pissed off client as soon as I sat foot into the office (still no coffee)
Finally Happy-Marry brought me some coffee only to let my favorite mug fall

Nine hours later I get back home to find Nessy sitting on my couch and demanding that I should take her with me to the gym.
Okay, I've promised her a few weeks ago that I would take her since she doesn't want to go there alone for her first time.

So, the good little friend that I am, I went with her to the gym.

I will not tell you every detail since it would most likely take me all night to write that down, but let's say it was the last time I went with her.
Not out of animosity.
It's more like I value my life and my health. (^∇^)

The result of today's training thanks to one hyperactive woman:

Yummy

And for today's lunch.......

relaxing

Lying on my father's porch swing and am just relaxing! (＝⌒▽⌒＝)

Date

おはようございます!!

I am still single. (^_^)v

Yes, I really went on that date yesterday and it was a disaster.

Okay, let's start at the beginning.

Lea came over to my place and I had to undergo two hours of dressing up make up before she decided I was ready.
So, now wearing an ridiculous short dress which showed of more than it really hid and at least ten layers of make-up I drove to the restaurant they had chosen.

The place was a really nice Italian restaurant and I was the first to arrive. About five minutes later someone spoke up behind me.
Turning I saw a tall, scrawny man in his mid-thirties standing behind me and looking down at me with an expression I couldn't quiet place (but it was not a really happy one)

After introducing ourselves he sat down and did the first big mistake! He talked bad about my car! MY CAR!
He said something in the lines of "All theses pimped up cars that are just for show with no power and just looks. The drivers of these things are kids that have no self-esteem."
MY CAR IS NOT JUST FOR SHOW!! DAMN IT, MY BABY HAS 240 PS!!!

Okay, sorry for the little outburst but I love my car. o(^-^)o

Anyways, the next hour or so he lectured me over the importance of real-estate (he's an real-estate agent) completely ignoring me telling him that I already bought my apartment.

I will spare you the details of the rest of the evening and give you just a short summary:

He thinks a woman should stay at home with the kids.
A skirt shouldn't be shorter than the knees.
Cars don't need more than 100 PS.
Red whine is disgusting.
Tattoos are just for prostitutes.
Rock is no music.
Poker was invented by the devil himself.
Coffee is black poison.
Japanese food is disgusting.


Any more questions to why I'm still single? o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

I took my leave after two hours and went straight to Mira's place to give her a verbal beating for this evening.

In the end we drank some disgusting red whine, listened to rock music, talked about the tattoos we're planning to get and played poker when the other girls arrived. And all that in ridiculous short skirts. o(^-^)o

Back to life!

Hey Everyone!

I'm finally back. Sorry for my long absence, but for the last three and a half weeks I was more or less living in the office thanks to some major problems with one of our sites.
But it's finally settled and we all have a week off now. (- ^ ▽ ^ -)

But just because I was working all the time doesn't mean my life was boring. Not with my personal witches also known as my best friends.

They did it again! They made a plan!

Usually these plans of them are quite funny if you are not their target.
And as you all know my luck by know, I am their target. (｀・ω・´)

They are convinced that I need a boyfriend and are now trying to set me up.
Until today I was able to escape every attempt but now I've lost.

Mira and Lea are forcing (yes, it's only by force and blackmail) to go on a blind date tonight. (T ▽ T ;)

Would somebody please be so kind and come here and kill me to spare me something this embarrassing?