Where am I, and what the hell is happening?
If I were to begin blogging on a Japanese language website, would it be a cry into the void?
(yes)
Regardless, I call this a successful takeover. Even, perhaps, a full-on invasion of the country of Japan!
that is all! 
xx
(this is comedy. I do not mean it. I am not invading Japan, I am an innocent student. Or maybe that's what I'd like you to think.)