If fate delivered you a gift, would you take it?

What if the gift you seek has already arrived?

Perhaps it's awaiting your attention?

Notice what's truly there.

Have you found it yet?

Hurry before it can't stay.

You know the esoteric message.

It's the holidays, so open your gift.

It is everything you seek.

A dream come true.

He'll be your best friend and more.

You'll be his best mistake.

No regrets, your what each other needs.

You'll make it, if only you try.

You're perfect for each other.

The envy of all.



1 Cup of Boiling Water

1 Table spoon of Maxwell House Cafe French Vanilla Mix

2 Table spoons of Nestle Carnation Hot Cholocate Mix

1 Cap of Vanilla Extract

Little bit of Milk
Well, well, well... it appears I have found the bat-cave of blogging. It's time to unleash my crazy thoughts upon the world. Muwhahaha! I shall be victorious with my limited skills in alternate languages. Be prepared as it shall be so brutal, its metal. Perhaps even cute... DUN Dun dun!!



First amusing thought of the day: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king. I would be kind to my rabbit subjects. ...At first. One day I'll hold a great ball for the president of France, but the rabbits, they hate me and don't come. I'm embarrassed, so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch.