...French lingerie slipping off without a fight?
One makes noise.
a woman with half a brain ?
Gifted !!
Gold is tried in the fire ,
and the just man by suffering .......
OK , make me mad ,ladies !!!
between a battery and a man ?
A battery has a positive side !!!!!
Even though that ,
It is terrible to go through life wishing you were something else..........
WHILE THERE'S LIFE , THERE'S HOPE !!!!
maximum speed 68 ?????
Because at 69 they blow a rod !!!!!!
It is hard to explain how the human mind works.........
Drive safety please !
put men on the earth ?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn !!!!
As one sows , so one reap.............
It is fun to work !!!!
between おなご and a frying pan ???
None, You have to get them hot before you put in the meat !!!!
Step by step........ The life has been one of constant struggle.
Why did you make women so beautiful ???
A: "So you would love her."
But why did you make her so dumb ???
A: "So that she would love you."
Unfortunately they are too smart to fall in love with me ..................
68 !!!!
because 69 means you have to turn around.
Oh, too quick !
when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house ?
Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time !!!!!!
A HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
Santa with no momey ?
St. Nickel-less !!!!
MERRY X'mas ........... anyway...............