We are living in a world which is exposed to constant terror. A few days ago an individual was arrested at JFK Airport. The flight he disembarked from was AL-LIE 2006 from the Far-Far East. When checked at the custom counter, the immigration officials noticed the unusual excitement of one of the travellers. After a painstaking search, the suspicion was confirmed. The individual, who pretended to be a university basic-sciences lecturer, was in possession of suspicious and dangerous items. The customs official reported that he was in possession of an eraser, a ruler, a protractor, vernier callipers, a bottle of milk and a peculiar, coded book of non Anglo-Saxon origin on units and algorithms: "The 2006 Edition - SI Units, Conversion and Measurement Skills". The keywords: "conversion of units", "experimental science", "si measurement", "English to metric", "fun tests", "uncertainty", "power-of-ten", and "the da Vinci code" sounded also very suspicious...
Obviously, the man contravened the recently imposed flight regulations. Immediately he was whisked off to an undisclosed Central European interrogation camp.
Thanks to recently approved interrogation methods, the officers quickly learned that the man was a member of the infamous Al-Gebra movement. He was charged with carrying weapons of math instructions. It was found that Al-Gebra is a section of a fearsome, extremist scientific cult whose aim is to constantly increase knowledge of numbers with the sole intention of conquering the world. They use secret names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "Unknowns". What menaces the world is that in different countries, "Unknowns" change the names of their units to: fps, imperial, cgs, mks, KGB, si, ichi-foot, metric, tuzin-kopa and other strange denominations which make them difficult to follow. However, it has been determined that they belong to a common denominator of illuminati with coordinates in every country on the earth from time immemorial...
Commenting on the event, President Bush assured the American public that no foreign units (even French) would be allowed to enter the USA. The citizens were warned not to make any contact with them. The result of immediate poll showed secret societies that 90% of population reacted positively to the appeal.
In his defence, the individual mumbled that he had been framed by his own daughter who had planted a bottle of milk in his luggage as an expression of her love. He admitted that he had flown in from the Far-Far East in order to assist American science teachers. He confessed that in spite of the recent Nobel prizes, he was very concerned about the quality of USA science textbooks. He was also concerned that, according to "Trumpet" magazine, the percentage of American students planning to pursue engineering degrees had dropped from 36% to 6% over the last decade. The final straw that prompted him to board the plane was a statement from his beloved Oprah, who mentioned on prime time TV that high school students in the USA had come 24th in international mathematics tests. He denied that the book he was carrying was a set of instructions but rather a unique book on experimental science. He stated that the book was of a stimulating and entertaining nature and just what American students needed. He maintained that Amazon had already been selling the book for some time at an exorbitant price, far beyond the reach of the average American student and without the author's permission.
(This bizarre message was passed to IIPCAG for investigaton). His intention was to find an honest American publisher and to sell the book for the price ten times lower. Then he started a strange chant: "u - u-k and u - u-s-a, don't - de - lay, metri - cate!"
The officers came to the conclusion that although the terrorist had been deprived of a lawyer and a doctor, he should rather be admitted for psychiatric observation...
For those that believe in the Illuminati order and may just want to know some basic requirements before joining up, we will see how.
But first we need to talk about this group called the Illuminati, I'm not delving into whether it is real or fake, or whether they really do give riches or not. I'll try to present the facts and let you decide on your own.
What is this group?
The Illuminati is according to many conspiracy theorists is a secret cult that believes in dominating the world, not just that they want to control everything that happens in the world, according to them they are all over many areas of life including but not limited to politics, sports, entertainment and others. This is why they can afford to offer would be favored members untold riches.
But is this really the case?
The Fact: According to Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, the Illuminati is a name given to several groups both real and fake, Wikipedia goes ahead to tell us the origin of the Illuminati, it said it started from Bavaria in Europe they were founded on 1 May 1776, their main objectives was to set people free from superstitions, religious influence in the area of public life and abuse of government power.
They were gradually becoming influential, trying to inspire and make the people do their bidding, eventually, the Bavarian king had to outlaw their activities, the King felt threatened so the king banned them.
Some say this made Illuminati go underground, they swore that they won't be humiliated ever again, so they set out to control the world by sponsoring people to be in a position of power. Whether this is true or not one thing is certain, the Illuminati successfully masterminded the French revolution which lasted from 1789 to 1799, which led to French adopting the republic form of governance over the old monarchy system.
With the success of the French revolution, the Illuminati tried it in various countries with different degrees of success.
Currently
Currently, the Illuminati is being looked at as the fastest means to gain money and power, many believe that many powerful politicians, Businessmen, entertainers especially music artist are part of the brotherhood.
Advantages of joining the Illuminati
There are advantages people say one will get if that person becomes a member, such as such
- Power
- Fame/Power
- Riches/money/properties
-Traveling
The above four things are what many people believe they will get when they join up. Enough money to spend, enough fame that one will be hailed as Michel Jackson, elected like Obama and excel in sports like C.Ronaldo.
When it comes to joining up, there are various ways someone can join up, according to conspiracy theorists. Some say you should allow the secret cult to come to you others say no, you should go to them. let me call people that say you should allow them to come to you group A, and people that say go to, them group B.
For the group that says you should allow Illuminati agents to come to you, they also say you should by your actions attract them to you. Such actions are
- Using their symbols: Making sure you use their symbols daily. this will really show that you are part of them.This requires you learn some of such symbols.
Engaging in activities they like: Such activities could be in form of moral and physical support to any cause you perceive to be from Illuminati. For instance, the Illuminati core principle is founded on the belief of changing the word order, so if you are a revolutionist, they are bound to like you.
This group of people says whatever you do, that will attract them do it, there is a catch you must not go extreme with whatever activities engage in. You also must not harm anybody physically.
The problem with the opinion of group A is that one may never know if he or she is doing all the things correctly, more importantly, one can never know whether they will notice and when exactly he or she will be accepted to a member. There is no sort feedback.
Enter group B, people that say you should go to them. They say before you can sick them out or their agents you have to prepare your mind by
Having a strong heart: Yes is needed a strong heart for you to cope, with their activities especially when it comes sacrifices.
- You must believe: After checking facts and the fiction you are still convinced that this is real then you can then go ahead and seek them out.
The problem is how does one really seek them out even if this is real? A Google search will throw up a bunch of ways to join up, this 'ways' usually requires money. So how does one avoid scammers and join for real? After digging online coupled with some research I found out that there are just a few information regarding how one can join the Illuminati. Whether they work I'm not sure.