BAND FREAKS

Chapter 2
What a classmate?!


(Class 2-B)
Ogata-sensei: Good morning. Today, I'm going to introduce a new classmate. He will be with you from now on. Amano-san please come in and introduce yourself.
(The class is murmuring)

(The female students scream because the new student is terribly handsome.)
Female students: Kyaa. He's so cute. He's handsome like the prince I saw in the manga! Gosh! I'm gonna make myself his girlfriend!
Does he have a girlfriend?
OMG! He's so cool.
(Sho rolls her eyes and turn her head beside the window.)
(Well, Sho is sitting on the corner, beside the window, so she can easily revert her head whenever she is bored.)
Ogata-sensei: Go on Amano-san, introduce yourself to your classmates.
Amano-san: My name is Amano Tora. I'm from Kanagawa High School, pleased to meet you. I'm going to be with you from now on, so... please take care of me.
(in his mind: jeez...i hate that line "please take care of me")
Female students: Kyaa!!! His voice is so manly!
Ogata-san: Ahem! Amano-san you may sit on the last row, beside Kashino, the girl beside the window.

(Now Tora-san is sitting next to Sho. Sho's happy because at last she already had a seat mate, since she's the only one sitting in the last row ( ￣っ￣)
Sho: Hello! I'm Kashino Shoko, but you can call me Kashino, or Sho, either ways is okay because I don't really hate my name. I'm your seatmate!
(Tora's hands are under his chin...pretty bored.)
Tora: I know...
Sho: Ah yes! It's obvious that we're seatmates!
Tora: Augh!
Sho: Hehe. You're sitting next to me..I, sitting beside you...that makes us seat mates!
Tora: ... (seems he's not interested with making friends)
Ogata-sensei: Now, open your books on page 176.
Sho: Tora-san...want to share with my book? (transfers her book in Tora's desk.)
Tora: I got my own book. Now removed your book from my desk, and get a LIFE!
Sho: (grabs back her book.) Hmph! I'm actually showing you kindness, and good intentions! Alright, I'll mind my own. If you need something, don't call me begging for something.
Tora: There's still a classmate in front of me. And...I don't beg.
Sho: Boastful! Hmmph!

---break time---

(Sho is fixing her stuff, others are going out of the room. The Sho suddenly sees someone from the door)
Sho: Iji-kun!
(Iji is Sho's classmate during their first year. He just got on the lower section.)
Iji: Hey Sho. What's up?
Sho: Arrgh! I have a new classmate aka seatmate. A COLD seatmate! He ignored me the whole period, and I'm just trying to make friends with him. What a person!
Iji: Really??? Are you referring to him?
(Turns around...and saw Tora behind him.)
Sho: Uhh...Tora-san? Ehh...mmm...Did you hear what I said?
Iji: It seems so...
Sho: You know that he's behind me? You didn't even tell?

Tora: Whatever. Iji let's go.
...
Sho: WAIT!!! Iji, you know him?
Iji: Oh, didn't I mention to you that a friend of mine will be transferring here?
Sho: Is he the one you mentioned before?
Iji: Yepp.
Sho: But...but, you're description about him is so far away from this guy!
Iji: Hehe. That's only the first impression. Many people gives him a wrong impression.
Sho: ...
Tora: Let's go, i said.
Sho: Umm, wait! Iji-san is my companion every break time!!!
Tora: (glares)
Sho: (terrified)
Iji: Well, you can come with us.
Tora:Sho: What?!
Iji: What's what? Both of you are my brothers.
Sho: brother? you mean sister.
Tora: Sister? brother!
Iji: Oww. Sorry, I used the wrong term. Well, both of you are my bestfriends.
Sho: But, I'm your first bestfriend!
Tora: Ahem.
Iji: Oh yeah. Honestly, Tora and i are bestfriends since middle school.
Sho: (dumbfounded) re-reallyyy...
Tora: Hey, if you wanna come then do so. I've no problem with that. Anyways, Iji's here. Just don't be fussy.
Iji: Umm, Tora, it doesn't matter. Sho-chan is not as fussy as the other girls does. She's pretty boyish... and ...
Sho: IJI!!!! why do you always embarass me in front of other people???
Iji: I'm not. Just having a brief introduction about you, that's all.
Sho: grrr.
Tora: I don't care if she's a girl or a lesbian. Just don't be fussy.
Sho: Lesbian?!

Sho: Umm...buh!
Iji: Cut it out Sho!
Tora: Now that I hear it, your nicknames sounds so masculine.
Sho: WHAAAAT!? Iji, don't dare stop me! He said I'm a boy!
Iji: Uh, oh. Tora...do you realize what you just said??!!
Sho: Graaah!
Tora: Aoowww! What's with this girl???
Sho: What's with you?!
Tora: You pisses me off!
Sho: Urk! And now...I'm the one who pisses you? You're the one who started it!
Tora: So noisy!
Iji: Will you stop?!
Tora: Sho: Aargh!

-end of Chapter 2-

BAND FREAKS

Hello ! This is a fictional story of mine with the genres of gender bending, comedy, romance, and music! I hope you would not just like it,,,but LOVE it!

Characters

Kashino Shoko aka "Sho"
Amano Shinji aka "Tora"
Kurosawa Ijimaru aka "Iji"
Tomodachi Sakuragi aka "Sakura"
Miyagi Onan aka "Manager Miyagi"
Minori-sensei (Music Teacher)

CHAPTER 1
My Lyrics Fail


Singing while the music is playing,,,someone broke in her concentration.
Sho: hmm...hmm...And the wind blows coldly...trying to grip some air...I, dying slowly...lalala...in my memory...

Minori-sensei: Kashino!!!

Sho: Wah! Yes sensei!
Minori-sensei: What do you think you're singing?
Sho: Why? what's wrong with my song?
Minori-sensei: Are you really trying to ruin my composed song? All you have to do is add lyrics...and you still can't do it?! What grade should I give you?
Sho: Why? I just did what you ask me to do. Actually, I kept on revising this ten times already because you said it's not good.
Minori-sensei: That's not the point! My song is supposed to be a love song! Not a punk song! The thing is...your lyrics just doesn't fit my song! The words, the meaning is just too violent! And you can't use that to a love song!
Sho: I don't think there's something wrong. I read this all over again, everything's fine with me. I don't see some errors.
Minori-sensei: You're not listening aren't you?! I said, It's not fit for a love song! This is your project this semester, and if you won't be able to do this richt, i'll surely fail you in my subject!
Sho: Umm, can I ask you one thing sensei?
Minori-sensei: No! You don't have the right to question me! can't you see? My head is over-heating with anger here!
(Sho wants to ask her this: "Why are you making me do all this anyway?")
Sho: Uhh, why? who are you mad at?
Minori-sensei: Grrr...you're really not listening!!! It's you I'm mad at! You! Hah! What a waste! You actually have a real talent in music, but you have a grape-sized brain! You'll never grow! You're going to be failure! Stuck as a loser forever!
(Is that how a teacher should talk? I think she's just overreacting or maybe she's already full of Sho.)
(Sho just stares in a completely blank face, sensei is gonna burst!)
Minori-sensei: Guuurrrrrgghhh! Get out!

(I thought she wants Sho to get out, why was she the one who went out?)
Sho: Phuu. Teacher is so loud, yet, I can't understand what she's talking about.
(You really are a grape-size brained! Oooh...teachers are never wrong! Go Great Minori-sensei!)

---Faculty Room---

Ogata-sensei: Minori-sensei, what's wrong? You look so red! haha! must be because of Kashino again.
Minori-sensei: What's new?
Ogata-sensei: That kid is really dense isn't she? or is she just delayed?
Minori-sensei: Either of the two!
Ogata-sensei: Haha. Oh, anyways, the mail man just stopped by and there's a mail for you, I placed it in your desk.
Minori-sensei: Thank you Ogata-san.

(Ogata-sensei is actually Sho's homeroom adviser. How could he say such things to Sho?!)


(The Letter:
Good day, Yoda Minori-san.

This letter is from Jupiter Music Company. We would like to acknowledge your application form you sent last week, March xx xxxx. Please report to us this coming week. Thank you.

Jupiter Music Supervisor:
Sato Usukechi.)

Minori-sensei: Tss...This is hopeless.
Ogata-sensei: Is it from Jupiter Music?
(Minori-sensei nods)
Ogata-sensei: Oh? Isn't it what you've been waiting for? To have at least one recording album? Now, the opportunity is coming your way!
Minori-sensei: Huh? Who said it was for me?
Ogata-sensei: Well, isn't it? Your always excited about that.
Minori-sensei: No. How could I wish for that? I'm already over-aged to be having debut in the music field.
Ogata-sensei: Then for who is it?
Minori-sensei: Umm, this is actually for Kashino.
Ogata-sensei: Really?
Minori-sensei: Yes. I was planning to apply her on Jupiter Music, but it seems that this dream i have for her is too far to achieve. How can she have success in this if she can't even do my tasks for her right? My hopes and dreams when I was young, I already transfered it all to her when I recognized her talent. I knew by just looking at her that she will become famous in the field of music. But now, I'm not expecting anymore. She turned me down many times before. And now, all I can do is to give up.
Ogata-sensei: How can she strive if she don't know that? She doesn't know the purpose of what she's doing. She's just obeying whatever you tell her.
Minori-sensei: I guess you're right.

---walks back to music room---


Minori-sensei: What is that?

Minori-sensei: Sho...ko...

Sho: Hmm...hmm...your silhouette is slowly fading...mmm, mmm, I will follow you anywhere you go...In this world, I only have you as my purpose to live...
Minori-sensei: (woow...she could actually make a good love song...)< in her mind.
Sho: lala...but what happened suddenly? YOU DIED...I CRIED...
(shocked!)
Minori-sensei: (Huh?! What's with the ending lyrics? Ugh, it still has violence in it, but still it's a love song...but more like a broken hearted's song. Anyways, I'm amazed.)< in her mind again.
Sho: Ah! Sensei! Sorry, I guess it's bad as it seems again. I just tried my new set of lyrics.
Minori-sensei: No, it's actually good. I'm impressed.
Sho: Really sensei? i made it?
Minori-sensei: Yes. Congratulations.
(Sho is very proud)
Sho: Thank you sensei! Maybe I should go out and broadcast my success! That's right! Bye sensei!
Minori-sensei: Hehe. She's really mischievous.
(Oops, umm...sensei...you forgot that you have something to tell her...)
Minori-sensei: Oh yes! I forgot! I am suppose to tell her...something. Anyways, she did it...I think there's no point in telling her.. she seems like she's striving even though she doesn't know the purpose. I was totally overwhelmed by the music, that I forgot.


---to be continued---

Pinoy SID Fans' Trip to Japan!

Halloo! This is a tribute to all SID - lovers.
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Characters: (the surnames are derived from Sushi and sushi ingredients names)

Gello Lagare as Ichi-chan (Oboro Ichigo) -(means: whitefish flakes)
Aimee Alaurin as Ai-chan (Ebi Aimi) ---(pronouncation: Ah-yi-mi) (means:shrimp sushi)
Mikaera Yamaguchi as Ika-chan (Nori Hikari) -(means: nori- seaweed laver)
Roceleen Yamaguchi as Hiromi (Onigiri Hiromi) (means: rice balls)
Jomari Fulong as Kyou-kun (Tamago Kyoutaro) (means:Egg roll)
Anjelica Vargas as Yuzuyu (Inari Yuzuyu) (means: Fried bean curds)
Camille Catalasan as Fumo (Aburi Fumuyo) (means: roasted sushi)
Len Yamaguchi as Sei-chan (Minami Seiko) (means: blue fin tuna)
Lea Rimasug as Tobiko-san (Tobiko Sakura) (means: sesame seeds)
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sfx: BAGAAG! CHANG! broken glass shatter


Ichi-chan: Waah! What was that???
Ai-chan: Sounds like something broke.
Kyou: Look, it's Ika.
(stares at Ika)
Ai-chan: What happened?!
Ichi-chan: Are you mad or something?
Ika: Sorrry...I just got so worked up, and I carelessly released the Florence flask from my hand. Omigod! If you just heard what Hiromi told me on the phone!
Kyou: What?
Ika: Are you ready to hear it???
Ai-chan: Just say it and get straight to the point!
Ika: Well, she phoned me and told me she won in a contest! Well, it's more like a game, anyways, it's a common game called "Bring Me". The emcee asked them if whoever can bring a picture of Mao's boxers, he/she will have the chance to win the grand prize, 3 tickets trip to Japan, 3 VIP concert pass, and 3 Backstage Pass. Thanks to me, she was able to show pictures of Mao's boxers. She was qualified for the final round. The mechanics of the last game was: The contestant must sing one SID song, there are three panelists who will judge to whoever sings best, luckily, the other contestants are more dumb in singing than her. She won the prize! And she also said that she will take me with her because I helped her win the prize. Now, she told me to ask you whoever wants to come with her in japan.
Ai, Ichi, Kyou: WhaAAT?! (drops the florence flasks they're holding. SFX: BAGAAG! CHANG!)
Other students: Sssshhh!!!!
Ai, Ichi, Kyou: Sorriii.
Ichi: -whispers- why didn't you tell us a little bit sooner???
Ika: Sorry, I was just totally shocked that I forgot to tell you.
Ai: Who doesn't want to go to Japan? everyone wants!
Kyou: Yeah!
Ika: well, the problem is there's only one ticket left. If three of you wants to go to Japan...there's no enough tickets. Two would probably be left out.
Ichi: I do'wanna be left out!
Ai: Who wants to be left out?
Kyou: No one!
Ika: Hiromi will be coming here to talk this out.

---Dismissal----

HIromi: Hi guys!
Ichi:Ai:Kyou: Hey! Hiromi!
Ika: Hi Hiromi, i've told them already.
Hiromi: Sorry guys,,, i only had three free tickets. The two of you, whoever they might be must find a way, if you want to come to Japan with us.
Kyou: why didn't you get 5 tickets instead?
Hiromi: Hello...I just won in a contest! The grand prize only gives three tickets...and If I ask for two more,,,that would be too much to ask...and I do'wanna be such a hard face!
AI: She's right, the two must find a way.
Ichi: Anyways, when will the concert take place?
Hiromi: It says, during the cultural festival! Well, that's next week.
Ichi: Whaat??!! How are we going to save money for that! I was thinking of not eating for a month just to save money and be with you guys to japan!
Ai: Oh, that's a big sacrifice to do Ichi, one month...no food?! You must be joking.
Kyou: How could she have that? Look at her? She's like a a pair chopsticks! (laughs)
Ichi: Don't underestimate me Tamago-guy! (just called him by his surname)My organs are pretty athletic,,, I can handle one month.
Ika: You'll die...I swear.
Ichi: I was just kiddin' don't say stuff like death, Ika. I was just exaggerating. Hehe.
Ai: So, what are we gonna do?
Hiromi: Let's decide first to who's hands will the last ticket land?
Ichi: Heyy, guys...since I'm the poorest among us..just give me the last ticket...pleeaaasee...
Ai: No way! I'm the poorest! I belong to the poorest family class in the society, give me the last ticket!
Kyou: Heyy, since I'm the poorest of the poorest. I must have that ticket. Look at my boxers, it has holes in it...I haven't buy a new one.
Ai:Ichi:Ika:Hiromi: Don't mind showing it to us, Kyou.
Kyou: Okay. SO.. will you give it to me?
AI:ICHI: No way! Unfair!
Hiromi: Okay, let's just do it in way of a contest. To be more fair. You'll compete to win the last ticket.
Ika: Good thing, I have no problems like theirs.
Ai:Ichi:Kyou: OKAY!
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(So, Hiromi and Ika thought of something really crazy for the contest.)

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TO BE CONTINUED



---The other day---
---not yet finished---