at #2: the African flyers
I have nothing against Africans. some i have met in Roppongi that have really important jobs in japan. I know one that works at the Embassy and i know a couple that work as IT's another that works as a personal trainer. all i have met in Roppo but the ones that make men like the ones that i have described look bad are the flyers that try to get you into their strip clubs. these motherfuckers are relentless! they do now take no for a fucking answer! they will follow you from oedo station until sushi zanmai next to donkey hote! it does not matter how long you stay in that sushi place they will patiently wait outside staring at you while you are trying to eat your meal waiting, stalking and preying on your every move until you pay your bill then once you walk out that door they are right back on your ass trying everything they can to convince you to go to their secret paradise false promise of endless naked beauty and booze that would await you if you take them up on their offer. it is fucking crazy! these guys are everywhere!!! you cannot avoid them.
the worst part is that when you think you shook one off of you another one is waiting in the wings to do the same. instead of a calm and cool stroll walk through roppongi you are forced to powerwalk in a fit of rage because some doochebag in a cheezy suit and pointy iron shiek shoes are on you like white on rice! the woman arent safe either! when there are no customers to harass for their own entertainment they strat grabbing any chick on the street by the arm even if they are on the phone like a bunch of animals! these fucks dont give a fuck! they claim to be human like everyone in angry protest when the police try and stop them but they are fierce animals preying on your wallets and cheating you out of your hard earned income when you use your credit card double charging you for shit you never ordered. it is insane how the police have not stopped this shit! flying is illegal. and like everything else that is illegal they should be punished for this constant harrasment! fuck you flyers! fly back to where you came from if you are not contributing in a positive way of life. stop making other hard working Africans look bad that are contributing in Japanese society. that do work hard and are a good influence in trying to show japanese people that there are hard working gaijins here in japan!
and at #1 for the most annoying kinds of people in Roppongi is
Thats right they are yours and my favorit working idiots i have ever seen... the KEISATSU!(police)
Yup! congratulations for the doochebags that you are!! you guys not only make almost zero arrests but when you fucks do make an arrest you guys somehow let the fuckers escape! there was an incident last year where a tiny crazy pakistan dude for some reason tried to stab his own friend with 2 butcher knives he stole from donkey hote. the staff called the police and about 10 police arrived at the scene. they chased his ass up and down and up and down donkey until they finally had him cornerd at the entrance with these long poles. now poles may work on drunk people but this curry fuck was not drunk. he was crazy and was well aware of what he was doing. so what does mohamad akbar do in the name of allah! he waves his the knives all crazy like in front of the police yelling allah!! and what does Japans finest do? these 10 brave mofos move aside in fright of this 5 foot 3 curry elf of a man and allow him to run the crowded streets of roppongi with knives in hand! luckily more backup came and caught this mini fuck without any civillians getting harmed.
another time i saw another fucked up incident where this man was just chilling in his car and four police men harrassed this dude for 2 hours on why he was hanging out in his car. after the very long debate the owner of the vehicle finally decided to let the 5 police check his car and out of nowhere 6 japanese dudes were beating the shit out of this bazillian guy! this guy must have ben 45 kilos soaking wet!! what did the police do? they continued their dilligent search on the car! Yup! all 5 of them...searching the car while a beating was happening. not one turned to look. severl people were outraged and tried to get the police to break it up but the police angrily yelled they were busy at the moment! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? this is where my tax yen is at work here!? after i saw this and many other incidents i knew right then and there that the police AKA roppongi's finest could and would never protect me or any other person. at least in Roppo. i cannot speak for the rest of japan. its incredible how much shit i have seen and continue to see on how police seem to handle things in a place that needs police the most in japan.
Good Job roppo police! go get that mister donuts and a caffe aulet! you earned it!! yeah!!
Genki 4 life!