Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
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Q: Why can’t you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up literally everything.
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Q: How do fish get high?
A: Seaweed.
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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: Everything’s fine. He woke up.
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Q: What does a grape say after it’s stepped on?
A: Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.
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