Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower?
A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!
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Q: What's worse than one alligator coming to dinner?
A: Two alligators coming to dinner
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Q: What do you get a girl that likes crocodiles?
A: All I got her is shoes.
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Q: Why shouldn't you taunt an alligator?
A: Because it might come back to bite you in the end.
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