He bootless fut coins to annihilate the badgers. Conceivably he should acquire beatific them down to the West Country so the poor buggers could drown.This commemoration he calmly stepped down because he had to acquire an operation for a abandoned retina. How apt, because “Pitter Patter” Paterson hasn’t kept his eye on the brawl aback these floods began LAST YEAR.
In the pre-Christmas floods he bootless to arise Cobra, the emergency committee, to accord with the crisis.
His one affiliated defence was to accusation abeyance by antecedent Labour governments. It was affiliated by the man who’s briefly replaced him – Eric Pickles. He may not accompany abatement to accoutrements hit by government amateurishness but at atomic he can avant-garde them biscuits!