Maybe I am fut coins wrong to feel this way and I am just attacking something I don't understand. I know little of the ways of fashion, unlike that man who goes on the television, fiddles with women's bosoms, tells them they should love their lumpy bodies, and then shows them how to dress so that nobody else knows they have lumpy bodies.
For example, I am baffled by unnecessary buttons and pockets. I wore a tweed jacket and a woollen coat on my way to work today. Between them they have 19 buttons and 11 pockets. Only five of the buttons and five of the pockets have any function. The rest of them are ornamental.