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今日ゎなんかあったっけっかなぁ（笑
異常なほどなんもないから
10/5に発表スピーチの本文載せとこっか＾＾
Weight Loss Plan
A man calls a weight loss company
and orders theire5-day,
10-pound weight loss plan.
The next day,
there's a knock on the door
and there stands a
very beautiful woman.
The babe was
wearing jogging ettire,
running shoes
and a sign around her neck.
She introguces herself
as a representativeof the
weight loss company.
The sign reads,
If you can catch me,
I will be your girlfriend.
He then starts running after her.
Twenty minutes later,
he finally gives up.
The girl shows up
the next four days
and they do the same thing.
On the fifth day,
he weighs himself and sees
he lost 10 pounds.
He then calls the company
and orders theire5-day,
20-pound weight loss plan.
The next day
there's a knock at the door
and there stands
the most beautiful woman
he has ever seen.
She is wearing jogging attire,
running shoes
and a sign around her neck
that reads,
If you catch me
I will be your girlfriend
He runs outside and chases her.
The girl is in very good shape
and even though he does his best,
he couldn't catch her.
So for the next four days,
the same thing happens
with him getting
in metter and better shape.
On the fifth day,he weighs himself
and discovers that
he has lost 20 pounds.
The man then thinks,hmm
I ordered the
10-pound weight loss plan
and they sent a beautiful girl.
Then,I ordered the
20-pound weight loss plan
and they sent a
much more beautiful girl.
If I order the
50-pound weight loss plan,
I wonder who they'll send in?
Miss universe? Angelina Jolie?
So the next day
the man calls the company
to order the 7-day,
50-pound weight loss plan.
Are you sure?
asks the representative
on the phone.
This is a very difficult plan.
Absolutely.
he replies,I feel great!
The next day there's
a knock at the door,
and when he opens it
he finds a huge macho guy
standing there
wearing pink jogging attire,
pink running shoes,
and a pink sign around his neck
that resds,
If I catch you,
you will be my boyfriend
He lost 70 pounds that week.
ってやつ！！！
はぁぁぁぁあ
長かったぁぁぁ！！！
今朝ゎガチで焦った！
バス乗れないかと思ったもん！！！
だからあんまアイロンする時間なかった（泣
明日余裕があったらポニーテールか編み込みしてこ＾＾
舞衣が編み込みしてたら
朝ちゃんと起きれたんだなって思って(笑
んー、あとゎ特にないんだよね*
そう 迷惑メールね！
丸2日でめでたく72件＾＾；
こないだきてたサイトからゎ来ないようになったんだけど
違うサイトからくるようになっちゃった＃＃＃
来ないのが一番いいんだけど前のが頻度低かったから
どちらかといえばそっちのがよかったな
よくゎないか
昨日決めた
12時までにゎ寝ようキャンペーン
晴れて失敗←
でも、ほら
帰ってきてから寝たからかな＾＾！
睡魔来ないなぁ(笑
また明日バスで爆睡し、
授業中も眠くなるパターンだ*
★good night★