Mathematical Jokes
Profession Jokes - Mathematicians
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke22.htm
There are two groups of people in the world;
those who believe that the world can be
divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.
Top ln(e^10) reasons why e is better than pi
10) e is easier to spell than pi.
9) pi ~= 3.14 while e ~=2.718281828459045.
8) The character for e can be found on a keyboard, but pi sure can't.
7) Everybody fights for their piece of the pie.
6) ln(pi^1) is a really nasty number, but ln(e^1) = 1.
5) e is used in calculus while pi is used in baby geometry.
4) 'e' is the most commonly picked vowel in Wheel of Fortune.
3) e stands for Euler's Number, pi doesn't stand for squat.
2) You don't need to know Greek to be able to use e.
1) You can't confuse e with a food product.
Top ten reasons why e is inferior to pi
10) e is less challenging to spell than pi.
9) e ~=2.718281828459045, which can be easily memorized to its billionth place, whereas pi needs "skills" to be memorized.
8) The character for e is so cheap that it can be found on a keyboard. But is special (it's under "special symbols" in word processor programs.)
7) Pi is the bigger piece of pie.
6) e has an easy limit definition and infinite series. The limit definition of pi and the infinite series are much harder.
5) e you understand what it is even though you start learning it late when you're in pre-calculus. But pi, even after five or six years it's still hard to know what it really is.
4) People mistakenly confuse Euler's Number (e) with Euler's Constant (gamma). There is no confusion with the one and only .
3) e is named after a person, but pi stands for itself.
2) Pi is much shorter and easier to say than "Euler's Number".
1) To read pi, you don't have to know that Euler's name is really pronounced Oiler.
What is the shortest mathematicians joke?
Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
HAHAHAHA.....
ってそないにおもろないがな
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke22.htm
There are two groups of people in the world;
those who believe that the world can be
divided into two groups of people,
and those who don't.
Top ln(e^10) reasons why e is better than pi
10) e is easier to spell than pi.
9) pi ~= 3.14 while e ~=2.718281828459045.
8) The character for e can be found on a keyboard, but pi sure can't.
7) Everybody fights for their piece of the pie.
6) ln(pi^1) is a really nasty number, but ln(e^1) = 1.
5) e is used in calculus while pi is used in baby geometry.
4) 'e' is the most commonly picked vowel in Wheel of Fortune.
3) e stands for Euler's Number, pi doesn't stand for squat.
2) You don't need to know Greek to be able to use e.
1) You can't confuse e with a food product.
Top ten reasons why e is inferior to pi
10) e is less challenging to spell than pi.
9) e ~=2.718281828459045, which can be easily memorized to its billionth place, whereas pi needs "skills" to be memorized.
8) The character for e is so cheap that it can be found on a keyboard. But is special (it's under "special symbols" in word processor programs.)
7) Pi is the bigger piece of pie.
6) e has an easy limit definition and infinite series. The limit definition of pi and the infinite series are much harder.
5) e you understand what it is even though you start learning it late when you're in pre-calculus. But pi, even after five or six years it's still hard to know what it really is.
4) People mistakenly confuse Euler's Number (e) with Euler's Constant (gamma). There is no confusion with the one and only .
3) e is named after a person, but pi stands for itself.
2) Pi is much shorter and easier to say than "Euler's Number".
1) To read pi, you don't have to know that Euler's name is really pronounced Oiler.
What is the shortest mathematicians joke?
Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
HAHAHAHA.....
ってそないにおもろないがな
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折りたたみメニュー作成CGI
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けっこう便利
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理解.com
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ポップアップ辞書を使用したいページのＵＲＬを入力
下手に全文ＷＥＢページ翻訳するよりもわかりやすいんだよ
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ポップアップ辞書を使用したいページのＵＲＬを入力
下手に全文ＷＥＢページ翻訳するよりもわかりやすいんだよ
WindowsRG
WindowsRG(Really Good Edition)
http://www.saunalahti.fi/~jylppy69/swf/windows_rg.swf
FlashでWindowsを忠実に再現！
その驚異的な再現度に感嘆せよ！！
・・・・・・・・・・・・はあ。
http://www.saunalahti.fi/~jylppy69/swf/windows_rg.swf
FlashでWindowsを忠実に再現！
その驚異的な再現度に感嘆せよ！！
・・・・・・・・・・・・はあ。
日替わりディルバート
Dilbert Comic Strip Archive
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/
ディルバートのコミックアーカイブ
毎朝、優雅にコーヒーを飲みながらディルバートでもどーですか？
俺はそんな余裕ないけど。
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/
ディルバートのコミックアーカイブ
毎朝、優雅にコーヒーを飲みながらディルバートでもどーですか？
俺はそんな余裕ないけど。
JT広告
『マナーの気付き』
http://www.jti.co.jp/JTI/manner_kokoku/kizuki/graphic/index.html
電車の中でよく見かける広告
こういうシンプルな広告は見ていて飽きない
http://www.jti.co.jp/JTI/manner_kokoku/kizuki/graphic/index.html
電車の中でよく見かける広告
こういうシンプルな広告は見ていて飽きない
犬 vs 猫
はてな どっち派？
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参考URI
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http://pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=4316
http://pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=5981
ちなみに、俺はサイエンスダイエットに誓って犬に投票しました。
はてなな皆さん！ぜひ犬に清き一票を！
http://www.hatena.ne.jp/1100310093
参考URI
http://allabout.co.jp/computer/comicalsite/closeup/CU20041109A/index.htm?FM=rss
http://pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=4316
http://pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=5981
ちなみに、俺はサイエンスダイエットに誓って犬に投票しました。
はてなな皆さん！ぜひ犬に清き一票を！
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me(Flash)
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Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked,
Couple and threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Corporate chambers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.
Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.
Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to fuck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?
...
Does everyone think...
うさぎ･･････････････。
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked,
Couple and threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Corporate chambers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.
Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.
Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to fuck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?
...
Does everyone think...
うさぎ･･････････････。