Cold jokes-3

After a sad " dizzy day"

Now " I'm back!!!"and today's working condition was pretty good ^ ^

Anyway, I found some cold jokes about doctors:

Q1: Doctor, Doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live!

Q2: Doctor, Dorctor, can you give me anything for excessive wind?

(Cloudy says: wind here is a polite way of saying "fart")

Q3: Why did the doctor tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

Q4. Doctor, Doctor, what's good for biting fingernails?

Q5 Doctor, Doctor, can I have a second opinion?

Answers:

1. Just a minute!

2. Sure! Here is a kite.

3. Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

4. Very sharp teeth.

5. Of course, come back tomorrow!

Dizzy Dizzy

I got lost on my way to seminar and rode my little scooter under the mid day sun for over an hour .

(I can see my skin getting dark!!!)

This is what happened not to planned it earlier.

My office computer is down today.

(I should print out the e-map earlier. )

Dizzy Dizzy ......

Recovering at moment......

This won't happen again.

Time to cook human meat ?

6/8 Chinese Dragon Boat Festival

(One of the three major Chinese festivals . The other two are moon and lantern festivals)

In the morning around 9:00, my sister came to our house and started cooking this strange soup that boiled with lemon grass, moxa and banyan leaves. After she married to a very tradtional family, my family sort of learning old customs and taboos from them.(Everyone goes : Oh! Now I know why......)

I thought she was going to cook some yucky soup and force us to drink it. Then turned out to be she's asking us to take a herbal bath.(But it looks like a barbarian human meat hot pot >_<)

We still did so since she's doing that in a good will.

According to her, this will keep you healthy and increase immunity.Surprisingly, it smells nice and is pretty refreshing . A bit like DIY Spa. (If it's mosquito free I would love it more...)