TODAY
TODAY WALKED TO THE DENTIST
FORGOT INSURANCE CARD
(REMEMBER I WALKED OKAY)
IT WAS ALRIGHT THE WALK SO
THE RECEPTIONIST LOOKED UP MY INFO
THEN THE SHIT STARTED
"QUOTE I'M SORRY BUT THE INSURANCE
U HAVE IS LINKED TO ANOTHER INSURANCE
THAT WE DO TAKE THAT IS LINKED
TO 3RD PARTY INSURANCE WE DO NOT
ACCEPT" REJECTION!
SO I BEGAN MY WALK HOME
A UTILITY TRUCK SPLASHED
ME WITH WET SNOW
I BECAME VERY ANGRY BECAUSE
I WAS WET AND COLD
BASTARDS!
SO ON MY WAY HOME
STOPPED AT WILSON FARM
BOUGHT A 24 OUNCE COFFEE
TO WARM ME UP A LITTLE
FINALLY HOME AND UN-THAWED
CRAZY RIGHT CALLED THE INSURANCE
GOT RID OF THE 3RD PARTY INSURANCE
DAMN THAT WORE ME OUT


FORGOT INSURANCE CARD
(REMEMBER I WALKED OKAY)
IT WAS ALRIGHT THE WALK SO
THE RECEPTIONIST LOOKED UP MY INFO
THEN THE SHIT STARTED
"QUOTE I'M SORRY BUT THE INSURANCE
U HAVE IS LINKED TO ANOTHER INSURANCE
THAT WE DO TAKE THAT IS LINKED
TO 3RD PARTY INSURANCE WE DO NOT
ACCEPT" REJECTION!
SO I BEGAN MY WALK HOME
A UTILITY TRUCK SPLASHED
ME WITH WET SNOW
I BECAME VERY ANGRY BECAUSE
I WAS WET AND COLD
BASTARDS!
SO ON MY WAY HOME
STOPPED AT WILSON FARM
BOUGHT A 24 OUNCE COFFEE
TO WARM ME UP A LITTLE
FINALLY HOME AND UN-THAWED
CRAZY RIGHT CALLED THE INSURANCE
GOT RID OF THE 3RD PARTY INSURANCE
DAMN THAT WORE ME OUT


PROMISE
I PROMISE
THAT I WILL TRY NOT TO SIN
I WILL NOT BE POOR ANYMORE
THAT IS A SIN
I WILL VALUE ALL EDUCATION
BEING DUMB IS A SIN
I WILL ACCEPT THE WAY I WAS
SENT TO THIS PLANET IN THE FORM OF A WOMEN
THANK YOU
I WILL NOT ALTER THAT IS A SIN
I WILL ALWAYS MAINTAIN MY FOUNDATION
IT IS A SIN TO LET IT CRUMBLE
I PROMISE I WILL TRUST MYSELF
IT IS A SIN NOT TOO
WELL SELF TRY NOT TO BREAK
YOUR PROMISE
I PROMISE TO LOVE
ME

THAT I WILL TRY NOT TO SIN
I WILL NOT BE POOR ANYMORE
THAT IS A SIN
I WILL VALUE ALL EDUCATION
BEING DUMB IS A SIN
I WILL ACCEPT THE WAY I WAS
SENT TO THIS PLANET IN THE FORM OF A WOMEN
THANK YOU
I WILL NOT ALTER THAT IS A SIN
I WILL ALWAYS MAINTAIN MY FOUNDATION
IT IS A SIN TO LET IT CRUMBLE
I PROMISE I WILL TRUST MYSELF
IT IS A SIN NOT TOO
WELL SELF TRY NOT TO BREAK
YOUR PROMISE
I PROMISE TO LOVE
ME

Rituals
HMM!
I NEVER EXPERIENCED
AN ADULT RITUAL
I WAS TAUGHT U TURN 18
GET THE FUCK OUT AND
BE RESPONSIBLE 4 YOUR
ACTIONS PERIOD
GO TO COLLEGE
GET A JOB
BUT IF WE
HAD AN ADULT RITUAL
OF HONOR
I WOULD HAVE MORE
RESPECT FOR ADULTS
RIGHT
MAY BE I WOULD BE SANE
INSTEAD OF INSANE
RIGHT
GROWING INTO AN
ADULT HOOD
IS A BITCH
GET MARRIED
HAVE A KID
LIVE IN THE HOUSE
WITH THE WHITE PICKED FENCE
BLAH BLAH BLAH
BULLSHIT FUCKEN FANTASY
I HAVE 7 KIDS
NEVER BEEN MARRIED
AND NO I DON'T HAVE
A PICKED WHITE
MUTHAFUCKEN FENCE
BILLS UP THE FUCKING ASS
CAN'T BUY A HOUSE
CAN'T BUY A CAR
(FREE CREDIT SCORE.COM) LAUGHTER
IN AND OUT OF JOBS
UNEMPLOYED AND BLACK
DAMN I AM JUST FUCKED UP
NON-STOP LAUGHTER

I NEVER EXPERIENCED
AN ADULT RITUAL
I WAS TAUGHT U TURN 18
GET THE FUCK OUT AND
BE RESPONSIBLE 4 YOUR
ACTIONS PERIOD
GO TO COLLEGE
GET A JOB
BUT IF WE
HAD AN ADULT RITUAL
OF HONOR
I WOULD HAVE MORE
RESPECT FOR ADULTS
RIGHT
MAY BE I WOULD BE SANE
INSTEAD OF INSANE
RIGHT
GROWING INTO AN
ADULT HOOD
IS A BITCH
GET MARRIED
HAVE A KID
LIVE IN THE HOUSE
WITH THE WHITE PICKED FENCE
BLAH BLAH BLAH
BULLSHIT FUCKEN FANTASY
I HAVE 7 KIDS
NEVER BEEN MARRIED
AND NO I DON'T HAVE
A PICKED WHITE
MUTHAFUCKEN FENCE
BILLS UP THE FUCKING ASS
CAN'T BUY A HOUSE
CAN'T BUY A CAR
(FREE CREDIT SCORE.COM) LAUGHTER
IN AND OUT OF JOBS
UNEMPLOYED AND BLACK
DAMN I AM JUST FUCKED UP
NON-STOP LAUGHTER


