"Incorporating sound advice with humor that both cuts and heals, The Captain’s tone is straightforward, witty, and most importantly: real.An entertaining, empathetic, and easy-to-understand collection of life lessons — spoken directly from personal experience and sh*tty situations — The Captain’s Speech Therapy is the relatable literary therapy that we all need from time to time.We all deal with bad days, unfortunate occurrences, and hard times that leave us feeling frustrated, annoyed, and defeated. Whether you're struggling with a stressful situation at work, you've just stepped in dog sh*t, discovered you're being cheated on, or found yourself woefully stranded on a desert island, every chapter offers tough love and insightful social commentaryto help you survive the ordeal before it ruins your mood, your day, or years of your life.CHAPTERS:DOWN IN THE DUMPS AFTER BEING DUMPEDYOU’VE LET YOURSELF GOMONEY MISERYYOU FAILED, NOW WHAT?SOMEBODY ATE YOUR LEFTOVERSFOMO: FOCUS ON MOVING ONJUST CAN’T CATCH A BREAKAND 45 MORE . . .With each page of this uniquely conversational book, you'll feel as though you're having a conversation with The Captain himself — or, at the very least, having a back-room talk with your wise old uncle who just doesn't give a f*ck.
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