It's such a good day in office today that I must blog about it.
Let me start with why that bitch is a bitch.
She is damn lazy, always pushing things to people and it is supposed to be her job!
When I first joined the company, I spent one week doing filing and writing airway bills.
(Just so that when she wanna courier something she do not have to write the address etc.)
Then, as time passes, more and more cannot tahan her.
Besides the irritation of her being extremely naggy and scared-of-die, she loves to do EXTRA and REDUNDANT things and expect other people to do the same.
Everytime when I ask her why must do this step, her answer is definitely "Last time how people do I just follow!".
Then when I ask her can I do this? or can I don't do this? Here comes the standard answer: "By right, blah blah blah. But, you can try loh."
Seems OK right?
NO! She will come back and ask how's the outcome, if the outcome is ok then she will follow suit in future.
FREAKING KIASI CAN!!!
She is also extremely complacent.
Whenever I offer to give some information like how to work shortcut in systems,
she can't be bothered.
When I explained to her, her fucking attitude is like "HUH? I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT."
好心没好报。
Maybe she cannot accept the fact that she is stupid.
And she is a green-eyed monster.
Always putting me on survellience and cannot take it when I have nothing to do.
She got the thinking nailed in her mind that 2 of her accounts would be passed to me.
Ask me to go and tell boss I wanna learn more and give me more work.
I say SIAO! If boss give me more I won't grumble but I won't ask for more.
In the end... boss give me one account of another colleague.
Guess that makes her heart more unbalanced.
OK, here comes the the part where I'm being mental tortured.
She is freaking FAKE and IRRITATING.
When I joined the company, she told me she won't treat people the way she don't want people to treat her (reality check: CRAP!!!) and bad-mouth the other colleague.
Everytime after she bad-mouth will say: "Aiya, you don't get influenced by me lah."
(reality check: If you don't wanna influence me then don't even tell me anything in the first place.)
Once, everytime she ask me to help her process the order and she checked that it is (finally) OK, she ask me have things to sign or not, shun bian help her by putting her documents in my file.
OK, I don't mind.
As time passes, EVERY SINGLE DOCUMENT she expect me to get it signed.
And what's her tone?
"This one OK already you can go and get signature already."
Like WTF?!?! I'm not your secretary OK!! (P.S. have already help her get signature umpteen times even when I have nothing to sign.)
OK, mental torture till I cannot take it.
One day, I brave up my courage and when she said the same thing, I replied:
"Huh? I got nothing to sign lei."
Bitch, giving stunned look but still wanna find some excuse to save the face,
"Oh orh, I thought you have thing to sign then can shun bian."
From then on, she never ask me to sign anything again.
Then, her table is already the biggest but she still love to invade other people's space.
She always open the ring file and half of it covers my table.
I have tried to bang her file while searching for something underneath but she is damn thick-skinned.
She did not even try to move her stupid file away.
I still remember before the signature incident, she told me many times.
That if I realised I would notice that she loves to "eat my space".
It's like, I never say she ownself say, still won't feel pai seh.
She even said "I AM LIKE THAT ONE."
Damn it, you think you own the world? Wake up please.
You are like that doesn't mean people must accomodate you OK??
Then, it sort of got not so serious.
One day, she "eat" my space again.
put her file covering my tray. It's not like she have no space.
Her tray at the other side is EMPTY.
So I put a stack of things above her stupid file.
Then, she PURPOSELY PUT MORE FILES to cover my that stack of things.
So I cannot tahan again,
"Erm... can you move your things over abit...?"
Alas! should have scolded her man.
She gave a fucking irritating face and moved her stupid file away.
And the stop of invasion of space lasted weeks only.
Once, her file came over abit of my table.
(OK I was niao but she don't deserve to even put 1mm of her things on my mine incidentally or not.)
So, I stack my files above her file and guess what??
She purposely open the BIG RING FILE which covers an A4 space of my table.
This time, again, burst...
Took the magazine holder to make a self-made partition and slammed it on the table.
Oh ya, there is this umbrella incident.
There's like 2 or 3 months we went lunch together but did not make any conversation.
I cannot even stand her as a human being.
"POKKA GREEN TEA IS TEA".
"MOST SINGAPOREAN DON'T LIKE TO EAT RICE."
I seriously can't stand illogical things. She thinks the world must be like her and loves to generalise everything according to her own preferance. (Reality check: That just shows how stupid she is and lack of common sense)
So during that no-conversation-lunch time, there's a few times when she open the umbrella and BANG INTO MY HEAD.
GDI. Come to think of it I think she did it on purpose.
MAY SHE HAVE RETRIBUTION!!!!!
And once, she put the umbrella on the table with the dirty side facing me directly like 30cm away from me.
FREAKING SELFISH AND INCONSIDERATE CAN??
She walks stomps like an elephant, everytime she walk pass the floor trembles.
Oh ya, she always says she is very xiao jie one but she is damn chor lor loh.
And always BING BING BIANG BIANG FOR NOTHING.
Scare people don't know she exist.
Damn irritating. Luckily I do not have heart attack.
By the way, whenever boss is in the office she acts like she's hardworking.
Whenever boss is on business trip she talks on the phone and laughs loudly, keep nagging and nagging non stop, goes MIA, blah blah.
Oh did I mention that she does OT everyday? (Reality check: Much OT does not means hardworking. it means INCOMPETENT.)
And ya!! Whenever she wanna revise the document, like only one digit? SHe ask me to do it.
Her job? Talk on the phone.
It's like it's supposed to be her job cos it's her account and revising that miserable number takes less than 10seconds.
OK, maybe she needs like 10hours to do it.
And the calendars.
She expect me to pack and roll 50sets of calendar.
Like out of goodwill I ask if she knew the calendars were there.
Then she says she needs my help in packing it so I said ok.
She is damn selfish. She already have lots of airway bill I wrote for her long ago but she do not want to give it to me and expect me to TYPE.
And do EVERYTHING. So, I purposely did nothing and I think she OT to do it.
I think she will wait for the newcomer to come and do filing for her.
Oh I hope the new comer is FIERCE and make her angry till die.
And recent one. As I'm leaving in MID of this month, I would have to handover some of the incompleted things.
So, one day, out of goodwill I ask her to check one of the document since I would be requesting for an amendment.
When she returned the document to me, she ask me to DRAFT PROPERLY EVERYTHING REQUIRED.
I said "Huh, I'll do when the time comes loh."
Bitch: "You know, even though..."
I ignore her before she could finish. (Or did I reply Orh ?)
Here comes the happy part!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today, is full of surprises~
I saw one email she sent and was surprised that she did not ask me to send but do it herself.
Alas~ she sent another one cc-ing boss to tell me to write down in hardcopy the reasons for blah blah and attach supporting emails.
I hope this will gek sei her!
I reply the email by explaining the reasons and say the email is below "if you have read it."
And also added a sentence to ask her to print out the email if she need it.
HAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAH.
WRITE down in hardcopy? DO IT YOURSELF, BITCH.
Am wondering if she will ask me to print out the email (she is darn slow in response of emails) tomorrow.
If she did... I make sure I gek sei her again.
Makes my day man.
YES, this is the climax for today.
She ask me to draft the documents required (the same case above).
Me: "Huh? Why lei?"
Bitch stunned abit: "So that I can just fill in the numbers"
Me:"You cannot do it when the time comes meh??"
Bitch (as usual die die want to find excuse to save face): " Oh, I thought you free then can do mah." (something like that, I was feeling too shiok to remember the exact words.)
Me: "Oh, I see if I free or not lor!"
DAMN SHIOK!!!
Was grinning from Queenstown to Jurong East in the train.
And even if I am free I won't do it!!!
She is freaking good at pushing job loh.
When it's her job she procrastinate till the last minute.
When supposedly "can push" she will be the first to assign jobs to other people.
Though I think she mental torture me ALOT more than my revenge during my tenure.
Nevermind, retribution will come someday.
And maybe, well depends on my mood, I may tell boss how fake and lazy she is.
Although he might not care lah. But, just in my humble opinion loh.
END OF VENTING ANGER.
And the thought of it still si bei shiok.