思わせぶりな彼女の発言

　　　　

　　「ここで会いましょ」って言ってくれたのにぃ…

出番待ち

　　　

未成年者閲覧禁止 － 究極の体位

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日中尖閣諸島問題

　　　

ですからね、先程申し上げましたようにここの領土は世界でも認められているように日本の領土なんですよ



　　　

誰が日本のこと聞いてやるか！　世界が何だってんだよー　俺達の縄張りは魚一匹でも多く捕まえてやるのさっ！

どうぞお楽しみ下さい

実践！英文対訳完全制覇！ これで全て訳せる！

英文）　It is dangerous.
対訳）　ヤバい

英文）　It is great.
対訳）　超ヤバい

英文）　Biker with rock'n'roll life style is so cool.
対訳）　バリヤべぇ

英文）　Me so horny.
対訳）　ヤバいわぁ

英文）　I fxxked your wife twice and she came ten times. She said that I'm better than you.
対訳）　ヤバくてお前にゃこの話できん

英文）　I feel so good, Yes, harder and harder!
対訳）　超ヤバいわぁ　もっともっとぉー！

英文）　Her boyfriend is yakuza.
対訳）　ヤべっ！！！

英文）　In this society, the capitalism made people slave and it sucks!
対訳）　なんだかわからねぇが、ヤバそうなことでしょう

英文）　...........
対訳）　ヤバい　ヤバい　ヤバい







注）上記の対訳を参照し、万が一損害が発生した場合、小生は責任を負いかねます。どうせなら、全ての責任は、田中文部科学大臣のせいにしておきましょう。

何がしたいねん？ パート２

　　 　　　

　新種の「ナンパ」なんでしょうかね？　効果なさそうですけど…

何がしたいねん？

　　　　

　　　　　　　よくわかりません

OLD MAN (「父親」のこと)

He didn’t have much
A pair of hard working hands
Everything that I needed
I got it from the old man
With a nine second dream
He drove the Redlight Bandit
And the grease on his hands
Was the way he commanded
And the life he demanded
It kept us all in a struggle
When he ruled with his fist
It kept us all out of trouble
Even though he would leave
He wore his heart on his sleeve
And by the way that he walked
He taught me how to believe

Old man look at my life
Take a look, take a look
Old man look at my life
cause I’m a lot like you
Old man, old man take a look at my life
Take a look, take a look
Old man, old man take a look at my life
cause I’m a lot like you

Growin’ up at the track
He had a reason for being fast
His heart felt like breaking
He’d look right up at the ceiling and
Start again, never breathe a word of his loss
Cause it’s not about winning
It’s the rivers you cross
And the pain that you feel
Could be the fuel that you use
And if you’re in need of direction
Be it the path that you choose
My old man is a legend
He cast a shadow so great
I think of how he is watchin’
With every move that I make

Old man look at my life
Take a look, take a look
Old man look at my life
cause I’m a lot like you
Old man, old man take a look at my life
Take a look, take a look
Old man, old man take a look at my life
cause I’m a lot like you

Now there’s no slowin’ down
There’s only settin’ the pace
No more dreams to be stolen
Just the right ones to chase
You’ve been through the worst
Now you know who to trust
Leave them something behind
Before the ashes and dust

Old man look at my life
Old man look at my life
Old man, old man take a look at my life
cause I’m a lot like you
Old man, old man take a look at my life
cause I’m a lot like you
Old man, old man take a look at my life
Take a look, take a look
Old man, old man take a look at my life
cause I’m a lot like you
Old man, old man take a look at my life
Take a look, take a look
Old man, old man take a look at my life
cause I’m a lot like you

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