はわ：You know, I'm really glad
you decide to learn Mandarin.
しぇ：Why?
はわ：Once you're fluent you'll have
a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
ぺに：。。。want to sit down?
しぇ：Oh, I wish it were that simple.
You see, I don't spend much time here
and so I've never really chosen a place to sit.
There are a number of options and,
I'm really not familiar enough
with the cushion densities, air flow patterns
and dispersion of sunlight to make an informed choice.