ITT: Pokemon card stories.
I rage at Pokemon cards to this day because it turned my then-best friend into a douche.
One day he got his hands on the holy grail, Charizard, and took it with him everywhere he went. We went to the movies that day and after the movie he lost his Charizard. He scanned the theater several times but it was lost. He was rightfully pissed, but not at his own idiocy of carrying his prized possession everywhere, but at me. Eventually he said I stole the card. I didn't have it in my binders, decks, or collections. A few days later his dad came over and searched my room, flipping over my mattress and going through everything to no avail. After that he pretty much never talked to me again and acted like a douche towards me.
Today he's screwed up his life, doing coke and getting arrested, serves him right. Fuckin Charizard...
Charizard リザードン
douche シャワー、注水
holy grail 聖杯 (=Charizard)
pissed 腹を立てて,酔っぱらって
idiocy 白痴,白痴的言動,IQにして25以下が「白痴」
avail 利益，効力
pretty (副)かなり，相当; ずいぶん，非常に
screwed up his life 彼の人生を締め上げた
coke コカイン
serve 〈任期･刑期などを〉務める