初めてホヤを買って来た母親が、とりあえず半分に切ろうと包丁を入れた瞬間、ホヤ、大爆発。
母の顔面と隣で見ていた僕の頭、そしてそこら中に内臓汁がぶっ飛び散りました。
おまえはビリリダマだったのかよ…
My mother bought a sea squirt for the first time.
And at the moment she tried to cut it with the kitchen knife in the first place, the thing expolded.
The juice of it splashed out onto her face and my head whose master was looking at it beside her and all over the place.
Are you a Voltorb...?
二人ともしばらくの間呆然。
僕は手元を見ていなかったから、すぐには何が起こったのか分かりませんでした。
その後、母は半泣きになりながら自分と周りを拭き始めました。
We both were stuned in a while.
I couldn't figure out at once what happened 'cause I didn't look at her hand then.
And then she started to wipe herself and the other places, being about to sob...
ビリリダマの刺し身は甘くて美味でした。
何だろう、あの口にずっと残る爽やかな甘みは。
早く酒が呑みたいと思いました。
後でホヤ好きな人に聞いたら、ホヤは水の中で切り込むのがいいんだとー。
Sashimi of the Voltorb tasted sweet and good.
What is it, that refreshing sweetness which remains so long in the mouth…
I felt like drinking.
Later, I head from a friend who likes sea squirt that you should cut them in the water.
あれ？大爆発覚えるのはマルマインだっけ。
Oh, Is it Electrode to learn Explosion?
↑ビリリダマ(ポケモン）
Voltorb(Pocket Monster)
↑ホヤ。僕が食べたのはこっち。
A sea squirt. What I ate is this one.
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