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本日のこなれ英語： 「変人」
こないだ筆者、トム・クルーズたんの夢を見まして。
まあ、わりと好きですけど、大好きというほどでもないトムの夢を
赤の他人のくせに頼まれもせんくせに見た上に、
トムの噂通りの変人ぶりに
「見てるだけが良かったな～。」
などという失礼千万な感想を隠しつつ大弱りで愛想笑いをする筆者、
とかいう大きなお世話な夢でして。
トム、すんまへん。奥さんも、えらいすんまへん。
その夢の話を知人としてるうちに、好きなハリウッド俳優を
言い合う、という展開に当然なったんですけど、
筆者の好きなハリウッド俳優には、その時まで筆者自身も知らんかった
驚愕の共通点がおましたんやコレが。
トム・クルーズ
サム・ワージントン
ジム・カヴィーゼル
みてみなはれ、全員上の名前が、「むー」 で終わってるやおまへんか！！
ま、そんだけのことですわ。
ほな、さいなら！
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The other night I had a dream about Tom Cruise.
Okay, I like him, but not THAT much, but somehow I had this dream.
No one asked me to have it, and I don't really know him
and he doesn't know if I even exist, but I had this dream anyway.
And yet in the dream Tom was a nut job, as is rumoured, and
I was having a hard time communicating with him and thinking,
"It was really better when I only knew him on the screen,"
with a fake smile on my face.
Sorry, Tom. So sorry, Tom's wife. That was really none of my business.
When I told this story to some of my acquaintances,
the topic naturally moved to favorite Hollywood actors.
And I found out that there's an astonishing similarity among my favorites,
which even I didn't know.
Tom Cruise
Sam Worthington
Jim Caviezel
Look!! Their first names all end with "m"!!
Just wanted to say this to someone.
Bye!
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