Download [pdf] There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN:

CLICK TO READ THE BOOK

"Download  PDF There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN: A Dark Lord's Diary: (A Memoir and Manifesto For Villains and Monsters) (Dark Lords Live!)

COPY LINK BELLOW:
https://pain-amegakure.blogspot.com/?ai=B07TP5SY6L

&quot There is a white wizard, cloaked in spellcraft and guile and a truly astonishing sense of self-righteousness, and he simply will not stop slaughtering The Chosen One until he kills me.&quot Set in a fantasy world of unmanageable magics and questionable cosmology, &quot There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN: A Dark Lord's Journal&quot is the peculiar, blackly satirical tale of the Dark Lord, who is amassing an army of Things of the Night, and awaiting likely death at the hands of:The Elves: A beautiful, shiny, sociopathic species whose language is entirely sarcasm.The Dwarves: Doomed hammer-swinging dwellers of the underground.The Armies of Man: No one tells a better tale, or causes a more rapid extinction.The White Wizard: Embodiment of all that is good and right just ask him.....andThe Chosen One: Victim--sorry, meant to say &quot Hero&quot --of a glorious prophecy. The Chosen One is destined to bring down the Dark Lord, if not killed first. In which case, The White Wizard will 
"