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ブログネタ：小学校のとき、算数と国語どっちが好きだった？
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- 小学校のとき、算数と国語、どちらかといえば、どっちが好きだった？
- 算数
- 国語
基于让人引发狂笑泪奔呕吐胸闷等各种非典型性中毒抽搐神经过敏症状的原文系他人个人原创作品。本人本着良好的道德观念，绝不抄袭不无授权转载。仅使用引用引述等方式。
若表示本文由RS嫌疑，我先抽你两耳光告诉你这是私人地盘想说什么就说什么不满？不满找你身高不足170的满脸青春疙瘩豆爱玩自拍非主流的90后“老公”去。
内涵粗话脏话请大家相信本人依然是纯洁幼齿M一枚[你丫骗谁啊你= =+]
首先先为之叫做“小萝莉”的词汇正身。
广义以及狭义的定义
广义的定义是，只要恋爱对象被认为是太过年轻的女性而引起的恋爱情感，或是有著这方面的倾向（这种情况下，即使恋爱对象是女性也算），甚至会对看到的幼小的女性产生恋爱情感的状况也是。
狭义的定义则转变为指从幼儿开始到十八岁左右为止的未成年幼女或少女有著性方面的喜好的男性。这种情况下跟恋童癖的定义有所重复。但主要指的对象跟对十三岁以下的幼女有所兴趣的恋童癖有所区隔，而是指对于这年龄之上的中学／高中生时期中，所谓思春期少女抱持著性方面的喜好的情况。
这个词绝非一个对比萝莉年龄样貌体型思维来说已然是老菜皮的人可以被使用并且打上标记的，“萝莉”尚且不合适，更何况是“小萝莉”。
“可能你会问了，怎么你矮我高，亲亲还是舒服的呢，因为你我的比例是黄金比例啊。”我也就不吐槽所谓的“老公”“老婆”“亲亲”等非主流让人雷点爆棚的词汇是多么的让人想吐上三天三夜。引号内所述话语给别人什么感觉我不知道，我只知道的是，这句话只让我想冲到那遥远的郊区抓出那个满脸疙瘩豆的三等残废，抓着他的脑袋往树上猛敲，[你丫是书没读过还是压根文盲不识字，没有知识也要有常识。Kiss舒不舒服和女矮男高有个毛线关系！而且女矮男高的Kiss本来就是正常的好不好！你丫不但没文化没知识连半点的常识都欠奉啊。]
“如果老婆高了10公分，就没这感觉啦，正经的告诉老婆，老婆小鸟依人的时候最最可爱了，老公大爱呀。”基于此女和此男的容颜，此情此景不由让我寒毛直竖...鬼片惊悚片都比不上这样的销魂感。另外此女身高保守估计155左右可能还可下调。于是可推测此男身高尚在160-167之间来回浮动不定。
“矮个女孩能肆无忌惮的穿高跟鞋，就像老婆这样，老公也大爱老婆穿高跟鞋，高跟鞋既能拉长腿型也能使老婆看起来更优雅和美丽，最关键一点是，老婆穿了高跟鞋还是比我矮……”哥哥哟...亲娘哟，敢问您老这是夸你可爱的老婆呢还是贬你可爱的老婆呢？是夸她长得够矮连穿了高跟鞋都没你高好呢，还是贬她穿了高跟鞋还没你高？所以怎么读我只觉得你是再贬之呢...= =+
“永远比实际年龄小，活到老还是可以撒娇”丫撒毛娇撒球球娇你丫全家萨比！能想象老菜皮和老帮瓜手牵手的你侬我侬的撒娇吗？不是我不尊老，他丫要是以后真让我看到，我就算TM穿越我也要搬着桌子砸开你们的脑瓜！
“老婆个子矮，让我有冲动想保护你照顾你”你他妈这么母性泛滥怎么不去领个小孩儿来保护照顾？我相信那肯定更加能让你的母性得到满足，母爱得到升华。说不定一冲动你就去变性了，一冲动你们就蕾丝就拉拉了。[被Les们抽打]
“个子高是外星人。”你才外星人你全家外星人。MB比你高的女人很正常好不好。自己不正常还好意思说别人？好吧。果然外星人嘴里吐不出一句正常话。
我生活在一个充满真爱的世界里，但，我却只想吐。
好吧，我是嫉妒。
我嫉妒我没有一个170都不到的
Boy Friend，
没有一个我登了高跟鞋
还没有我高的男人！
我艹他妈的这究竟是个什么世界啊！
恶心人你可不可以不要发在校内不要发在空间不要把人恶心到啊！
能不能低调点恋就恋了，让全世界人都知道你们恋了是想说明什么？全世界人一起骂你萨比，不要脸，没节操吗？
好吧，恋爱中的男女是盲目的。不，是他妈弱智的。或者该说，他丫这一对的智商根本就是负的！
吐槽完毕，RS随意。
最后，
我TM就是躺平了你也抽不了我！
2002
Diaz and DiCaprio Take Love Offscreen
17 December 2002 | WENN | See recent WENN news »
Gangs Of New York co-stars Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio have been spotted in a intimate clinch - sparking rumors their on- screen romance may have become real. The sexy stars were at a New York nightspot last week after attending the premiere of Baz Luhrmann's Broadway production La Boheme. And the pair appeared to be getting very close indeed, according to gossip website Peoplenews.Com. An onlooker says, "Cameron seemed mesmerized by Leo, She was stroking his baseball cap, stroking the hair on the back of his neck. She had her hands all over his head. They were bumping and grinding. She was giving him that sensual, playful, coy look . . . I would think there was something going on between them." The news will come as a shock to Diaz's long-term boyfriend Fight Club star Jared Leto, who has dated the gorgeous actress for the last two years. DiCaprio recently split from his long-term love supermodel Gisele Bundchen. »
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Jared Leto's Work Goes To His Head
30 April 2002 | WENN | See recent WENN news »
Hollywood heart-throb Jared Leto has played so many intense characters they're starting to haunt his home life. Leto has starred in controversial films like Fight Club, American Psycho and Requiem For A Dream, and playing extreme people has finally taken its toll on him. The Panic Room star now has recurring dreams featuring his sudden destruction. He explains, "Freak accidents. Like getting shot by a machine gun or bitten in the head by a great white shark. Blown to bits by a bomb. Swallowed by giant snakes. Very weird stuff. I tell you, I'm going to take a break from acting. I'm taking a road trip. A nice, long life-reassessing road trip." »
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Cameron's Cave Man
19 February 2002 | WENN | See recent WENN news »
Cameron Diaz won't have to spend a fortune on a dream home for her wacky boyfriend Jared Leto - he wants them to live in a cave. The reclusive Leto admits he has started to give up eating out because he prefers to stay away from crowds, and he'd happily give up his home comforts tomorrow if he could find a perfect cave. He says, "I would prefer living in a cave, with a door. Maybe a giant Hobbit cave, with furry rugs. Something really cozy, with a fireplace - something you could stay in for six to 15 months at a time." Leto also has some strange ideas about his funeral, insisting it will be a cheap, low-key affair in his favorite forest. He adds, "I want to be taken into the middle of the forest and have a hole dug in the fresh dirt and have my naked, freshly dead corpse tossed into the ground with a light layer of dirt spread over it. The animals could come and just kind of gnaw away at me." »
2004
Jared had the tables turned on him though in Alexander. Poor Jared had to endure gorgeous Colin getting it on with just about everyone - except him! While Alexander has manic rumpy-pumpy with his barbarian queen wife, poor Hephaistion is forced to look on with frustration. Even the eunuch Bagaos, played by the very beautiful ballet dancer Francisco Bosch, manages to get his end away with the Great one. Is there no justice in this world? Still if you’re into voyeurism you could do a lot worse.
On the lack of gay sex between him and Colin, Jared has said: "If there had been, it would be the best man-on-man sex you've ever seen." Well, thanks to killjoy Oliver Stone, and with little hope of a sequel, we'll never know, but we can always imagine – and hope the DVD’s a little more revealing.
下限...在哪里啊！！！