昨日な、お父さんとお母さん
ケンカしててん💦
My dad and mom had
an argument yesterday 💦
お母さんがお父さんに
「干し芋買って来て」
って言うて、スマホに写真も
送ったんやけど
買って来たのが
「のしイカ」やってん🦑
Mom told Dad to buy
dried sweet potatoes (Hoshiimo)
and sent a photo to his smartphone.
However,what he bought was
dried squid.(Noshiika)🦑
お母さんは怒って
「お父さんのメガネは節穴
」
って言うんやけど…
Mom got mad and told Dad that
there must be a hole in his glasses
昨日、お母さんが買ってきた
ぼくのおもちゃは
ちくわやのに、穴があいてなかった
The toy mom bought for me yesterday was
shaped like a Chikuwa fishcake,
but it had no holes
見通しは、あんまり良くなさそう。
In Japan,chikuwa is considered lucky
because it has a hole in it
so you can see through
to the other side.
However,this Chikuwa has no holes,
so I can’t see anything when I look inside.
気に入ってるけどな
I like this one though
遠目に見たら
ちょっとウ◯コみたいに
見える時あるけど
ごめんやで
From distance it may look like p〇〇p,
but bear with me
