NASCAR changes just won over a
テーマ：ブログThis is a message to all my NASCAR-loving, cooler-packing, cornhole-craving buds: Count me in.
Until Cheap designer handbags now, I've resisted the ceaseless call of the lug nuts and the sweet aroma of a burnout.
But I've seen the light, and choked on its smoke.
NASCAR desperately wants its fan base -- and TV ratings -- back. That's why it mercifully addressed the sanitized version of its former rowdy self by declaring that anything goes this upcoming season.
There'll be no more thingamajobs to restrict something I couldn't find on an engine with replica Strap a weekend head start. Paint-swapping fender benders? How about full-contact mile repeats?
The gloves and cockpit harnesses have been ordered off. Disputes might now be decided by the whip of an air hose to the ribs.
Those turn-left poster boys who sponsors and commercials so covet? Give me a fantasy driver burly dude who lives to lose another tooth.
We can conclude plenty of like comparisons:
- The NFL allowing an extra 30 seconds each play to settle differences on the field, no penalties allowed.
- Net-assaulting tennis.
hand signs- Basketball? Hello, undercut.
The only problem I foresee on summer weekend afternoons is balancing proper clubhouse etiquette with race car brawling.
I'll work on it.
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