American threw his cellphone to the sea.
American: “There are lots of cellphones in America…”
Japanese also threw his laptop to the sea…
Pinoy: “O? What a waste?!!!"
Japanese: “There are lots of computers in Japan…”
Pinoy is silent because he has nothing to brag about.
Then a Korean came to join them. Pinoy pushed the korean to the sea…
Everybody: “Oh my! Why did you push him?”
Pinoy: “It’s okay! There are lots of Koreans in the Philippines!”